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Good Movie, Fantastic Disc
Hilarious!
Very funnyI am so sick of political correctness I could throw up!
Do you think this will want to make people hurt the animals in they're lives?
Come on, it's funny, rent/buy it.
Of course unless you are offended by humour that involves animals.
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More than small soldiersGregory Smith(TV's "Everwood"), who plays Alan, wonderfully performs his role as a loner who finds toys in a truck. Alan sneaks them home. Little does he know that the toys are alive. He meets a girl at the toy shop, played by the fabulous Kirsten Dunst. The chemistry between the characters give the movie that added spark. The characters' secret about the toys helps build the storyline, readying the war eruption. The two actors prove that "Small Soldiers" is little about toys who fight; rather, it's about the importance of breaking out of one's shell.
The special effects team made the alive toys more entertaining to watch. Those who provided their voices gave it the added humor, especially the female dolls. Computer animation wonderfully combined them and the real-life people. This was especially crucial in the war scene because of the weapons used.
Though no child would ever fight a war in real life, "Small Soldiers" will never leave their audience disappointed. Note the two rising stars.
Brilliant movie.Truly a masterpieceThis movie is so great it deserves much more than just five stars.I was very impressed.The story and plot are very imaginative,original and creative and the execution is just right.The characters are likeable and the toys are really great.The Gorgonites are a little dumb,but are likeable nonthenless.The special F/X are pretty average at first,but get really neat later on and the stuntwork is VERY cool (I won't even spoil it for you!) The weapons the toys use are pretty cool.They range from flamethrowers,chainsaw skatebooards,nail gun tanks,and plenty more.The movie just plain rocks! And parents,don't worry! This is just fine for your little one's.If you loved Toy Story I can asure you that you'll love this even more.A LOT more at that.This is superb family entertainment.My only real gripes are that the movie is disappointingly short and the ending is a bit of a letdown.The same can't be said for
how entertaining and funny the film is! Just buy this! And one last time,parents don't be afraid to show this to your little one's.Their sure to love it! Don't let the PG-13 rating fool you! Rated "PG-13" for comic action violence,comic mischef and very little profanity.
An excellent flick that's even better on DVD.WAY better

More than small soldiersGregory Smith(TV's "Everwood"), who plays Alan, wonderfully performs his role as a loner who finds toys in a truck. Alan sneaks them home. Little does he know that the toys are alive. He meets a girl at the toy shop, played by the fabulous Kirsten Dunst. The chemistry between the characters give the movie that added spark. The characters' secret about the toys helps build the storyline, readying the war eruption. The two actors prove that "Small Soldiers" is little about toys who fight; rather, it's about the importance of breaking out of one's shell.
The special effects team made the alive toys more entertaining to watch. Those who provided their voices gave it the added humor, especially the female dolls. Computer animation wonderfully combined them and the real-life people. This was especially crucial in the war scene because of the weapons used.
Though no child would ever fight a war in real life, "Small Soldiers" will never leave their audience disappointed. Note the two rising stars.
Brilliant movie.Truly a masterpieceThis movie is so great it deserves much more than just five stars.I was very impressed.The story and plot are very imaginative,original and creative and the execution is just right.The characters are likeable and the toys are really great.The Gorgonites are a little dumb,but are likeable nonthenless.The special F/X are pretty average at first,but get really neat later on and the stuntwork is VERY cool (I won't even spoil it for you!) The weapons the toys use are pretty cool.They range from flamethrowers,chainsaw skatebooards,nail gun tanks,and plenty more.The movie just plain rocks! And parents,don't worry! This is just fine for your little one's.If you loved Toy Story I can asure you that you'll love this even more.A LOT more at that.This is superb family entertainment.My only real gripes are that the movie is disappointingly short and the ending is a bit of a letdown.The same can't be said for
how entertaining and funny the film is! Just buy this! And one last time,parents don't be afraid to show this to your little one's.Their sure to love it! Don't let the PG-13 rating fool you! Rated "PG-13" for comic action violence,comic mischef and very little profanity.
An excellent flick that's even better on DVD.WAY better

Far better than Expected, in Story and in Laughs.Spade is (you guessed it) Joe Dirt, a Mullet-wearing Loser whose life has been Fraught with Failure and Overcome by Opposition, well Not Quite overcome, as Dirt is an Undying Optimist. He is brought onto a Radio show one day by a Satirical DJ (Dennis Miller) to be the Butt of all the Jokes, but as his story unfolds, the DJ, the Listeners, the Entire Country get caught up in his story and he becomes a National Hero.
The film is Always Amusing, Sometimes Hysterical one. It features a Wonderful Supporting cast that, no matter How much screen time they get, they Give they're all. Dennis Miller is Naturally a Hilarious man, he is also one of the most Underrated comedians in America, I just Love the guy, he can do no wrong. Brittany Daniels is Sugary Sweet and Boundlessly Beautiful as Joe's Sweetheart. Jaime Pressly is Endlessly Sexy and Fiendishly Funny as a Strange Acquaintance of Joe's. Brittany and Jaime are both Unbelievable Beautiful actresses and they also prove themselves to be Quite Talented Comediennes.
Christopher Walken gives a cameo that threatens to Steal the film out from under Joe's feet, he is a Brilliant performer and I Await the day when he takes on a Full-Blown Lead role in a Comedy. It could Happen, don't Poo-poo the idea straight away, just think about it. Rosanna Arquette gives an Amusing performance as well, the one performance in the film that Stands out as Genuinely Bad is Kid Rock's performance. This man is Not an Actor, he is bad, there is no other way of putting it. He looks Very uncomfortable in front of the camera when he is Supposed to be playing a Bully Character. "Joe Dirt" features a Lot of other known faces and Good performances, but to list them all would Bore you and Annoy me, but I will anyway. Fred Ward, Adam Beach and Joe Don Baker. That wasn't so bad.
Overall, it is a Pleasing "Forest Gump"-ish tale of Overcoming Adversity, Accepting Yourself and your Situation and making the audience laugh. I went in thinking it would be a Silly Gross out comedy and I came out Shocked because I'd just seen a Good Film, with a Good Story. Man, I didn't see that coming at all.
Oh, one last thing. When Joe heads to Florida, keep a eye out for a certain funny man from "The Waterboy".
The mullet deserves 4 stars, no, I'm not kidding!
JOE DIRT IS THE BEST MOVIE ON THE PLANET!

Far better than Expected, in Story and in Laughs.Spade is (you guessed it) Joe Dirt, a Mullet-wearing Loser whose life has been Fraught with Failure and Overcome by Opposition, well Not Quite overcome, as Dirt is an Undying Optimist. He is brought onto a Radio show one day by a Satirical DJ (Dennis Miller) to be the Butt of all the Jokes, but as his story unfolds, the DJ, the Listeners, the Entire Country get caught up in his story and he becomes a National Hero.
The film is Always Amusing, Sometimes Hysterical one. It features a Wonderful Supporting cast that, no matter How much screen time they get, they Give they're all. Dennis Miller is Naturally a Hilarious man, he is also one of the most Underrated comedians in America, I just Love the guy, he can do no wrong. Brittany Daniels is Sugary Sweet and Boundlessly Beautiful as Joe's Sweetheart. Jaime Pressly is Endlessly Sexy and Fiendishly Funny as a Strange Acquaintance of Joe's. Brittany and Jaime are both Unbelievable Beautiful actresses and they also prove themselves to be Quite Talented Comediennes.
Christopher Walken gives a cameo that threatens to Steal the film out from under Joe's feet, he is a Brilliant performer and I Await the day when he takes on a Full-Blown Lead role in a Comedy. It could Happen, don't Poo-poo the idea straight away, just think about it. Rosanna Arquette gives an Amusing performance as well, the one performance in the film that Stands out as Genuinely Bad is Kid Rock's performance. This man is Not an Actor, he is bad, there is no other way of putting it. He looks Very uncomfortable in front of the camera when he is Supposed to be playing a Bully Character. "Joe Dirt" features a Lot of other known faces and Good performances, but to list them all would Bore you and Annoy me, but I will anyway. Fred Ward, Adam Beach and Joe Don Baker. That wasn't so bad.
Overall, it is a Pleasing "Forest Gump"-ish tale of Overcoming Adversity, Accepting Yourself and your Situation and making the audience laugh. I went in thinking it would be a Silly Gross out comedy and I came out Shocked because I'd just seen a Good Film, with a Good Story. Man, I didn't see that coming at all.
Oh, one last thing. When Joe heads to Florida, keep a eye out for a certain funny man from "The Waterboy".
The mullet deserves 4 stars, no, I'm not kidding!
JOE DIRT IS THE BEST MOVIE ON THE PLANET!

3 1/2 stars for under rated late period sequelAnchor and Bay have done their typically meticulous job in restoring the film. The bonus of having both Lee and Baker for the audio commentary makes this a great addition to any Hammer film buff's collection. I'd have to rate this just behind Horror of Dracula (still not available on DVD--are you listening Warner Brothers?)and just before Terry Fisher's fine sequel Dracula Prince of Darkness.
After this film the Count was in need of a transfusion. Sadly, it was the wrong blood type. Hammer chose to bring the Count into the 20th century. It could have been a brave move if Hammer had chosen quality writers and directors to work the material. Dracula became little more than a glorified Fu Manchu in the rest of the films and, by the end, Lee could have sleepwalked through the roles despite the return of Peter Cushing. It was another missed opportunity.
A Must-Have for Christopher Lee fans!
Christopher Lee's Last Period Dracula Film

3 1/2 stars for under rated late period sequelAnchor and Bay have done their typically meticulous job in restoring the film. The bonus of having both Lee and Baker for the audio commentary makes this a great addition to any Hammer film buff's collection. I'd have to rate this just behind Horror of Dracula (still not available on DVD--are you listening Warner Brothers?)and just before Terry Fisher's fine sequel Dracula Prince of Darkness.
After this film the Count was in need of a transfusion. Sadly, it was the wrong blood type. Hammer chose to bring the Count into the 20th century. It could have been a brave move if Hammer had chosen quality writers and directors to work the material. Dracula became little more than a glorified Fu Manchu in the rest of the films and, by the end, Lee could have sleepwalked through the roles despite the return of Peter Cushing. It was another missed opportunity.
A Must-Have for Christopher Lee fans!
Christopher Lee's Last Period Dracula Film

1941...It's A Mad,Mad,Mad War!Note: Back in 1979, Dan Ackroyed must have been embarassed by this movie. In movie ads and posters released after this film, his face is removed from the original movie poster and replaced with someone else's face.
Entertaining Spielberg's Underrated flick.Directed by Steven Spielberg (Indiana Jones Trilogy, The Color Purple, Empire of the Sun) made a Spectacular, Outragerous comedy that is extremely Wild and it's a surprisngly well done Epic for this kind of film. This film turned out to be a Box Office Disappointment and it was a Critical Failure to the Critics. This has become an Cult Classic and then got Rediscover later on Video, Laserdisc and the Extended Television Version. Spielberg did expanded his cut to added 26 mintues of footage. Director's Cut is a better cut that his Original Release Version. Lavish Special Effects, Some Excellent Vignettes and Excellent Cinematography by William A. Fraker highlight this flawed but interesting flick. The Cast included:Dan Aykroyd, Ned Beatty, John Belushi, Treat Williams, Nancy Allen, Robert Stack, Tim Matheson, Warren Oates, Bobby DiCicco, Dianne Kay, Murray Hamilton, Lorraine Gary, Slim Pickens, Eddie Deezen, John Candy and more. DVD has an good non-anamorphic Widescreen (2.35:1) transfer and an strong Digitally Remastered-Dolby Digital 5.1 Surround Sound. DVD extras are good, including:102 Minutes Documentary, interview with the filmmakers:Spielberg, Bob Gale, John Milius, Robert Zemeckis, A.D. Flowers, Fraker, Gregory Jein, Micheal Fahn and John Williams. Avoid the Pan & Scan version, which ruined Fraker's Cinematography. Watch for Penny Marshall, James Caan, Micheal Mc Kean, David L. Lander and Mickey Rourke in Cameos. This is a Unique film that has some Excellent Vignettes, even thought it`s a Gargantuan Comedy, it`s worth a look. Written by Zemeckis & Gale, from a Story by Zemeckis, Gale and Milius. Panavision. Grade:A-.
Get A Life and Laugh, People!!!1941 is without a doubt the definitive cult film, loved and hated by millions...more of the latter, unfortunately. But for those who love it, they truly do LOVE! Like Spielberg himself says in the documentary "It's a small, twisted crowd that appreciates '1941'." I'm proud to be a part of that core group as I am able to notice, understand and appreciate the jokes director Spielberg, producer John Milius and writers Bob Zemeckis and Bob Gale spewed forth into this film while I'm now living such a disgustingly politically-correct environment like our own.
Racist? Hardly...merely a pie in the face of the Statue of Liberty (as Speilberg calls it) and a Stooges poke in the eye to the American social environment of the 40's. Funny? Absolutely! Who can't laugh at Eddie Deezen, Murray Hamilton and the dummy on the runaway ferris wheel? Who can't laugh at Ned Beatty blowing up his own house with a anti-tank mortar? And who can't appreciate and simply gawk at what is still some of the greatest miniature effects ever put onto film?? A.D. Flowers was a genius in this department!
My advice to those naysayers is this...free your minds of the contemporary P.C. clutter poisoning our world these days for 2-1/2 hours and watch this painfully UNDERRATED movie once again. You'll be surprised as to how much more you'll appreciate it. Even Spielberg himself loves it again!


What hurts is the cast...All those passengers are in good hands: Jack Lemmon is their pilot, and how staunch he is even though his girlfriend (Brenda Vaccaro) hesitates to become the mother of his children and give up her career. But the co-pilot (Robert Foxworth) and some crew-members are traitors: they hit poor Lemmon on the head and gas the passengers. One by one, De Havilland, Cotten & Bellwood sink unconscious to the floor and the gangsters steal the rings from their fingers. When they wake up they find themselves at the bottom of the sea: Foxworth was better as gangster than as pilot...But the U.S. Navy is very competent. Besides, they have George Kennedy...
I have no intention to reveal the outcome of this gripping adventure. Only so much, that the biggest fun that can be had from this film is the performance of actress Lee Grant who tries to combat the hardships of her role with the help of method-acting.
Most critics deplored the dialogue. It's "Jesus Christ" and "Oh, my God" but do you prefer intellectual babble in this kind of film? No, what hurts me most is the cast. Not George Kennedy or Christopher Lee, such films were their daily bread, but...Olivia De Havilland...and she was still face to face with THE SWARM...James Stewart looks concerned and has every reason to be: his next role was as dying old man in his bed in an undesired remake of THE BIG SLEEP...
How Jack Lemmon managed to land in this mess is quite a story: I think it goes back to the sixties when he refused two parts he should have played: a passionate billard-player, he would have been perfect as THE HUSTLER and if you watch his performance in DAYS OF WINE AND ROSES you will discover that he had the right fanaticism for the part. The other role he refused was George in WHO'S AFRAID OF vIRGINIA WOOLF(Not for artistic reasons, just because Jack Warner offered him not enough money). Please watch him in HOW TO MURDER YOUR WIFE, gloating over his wife's misfortune, rolling his eyes with malevolence - a study in sadism. Oh, he would have been perfect in VIRGINIA WOOLF, different from Burton, of course, but perfect for George. That he refused those parts did not hurt his career at first. Most of his sixties films are delightful. But by the end of the decade it became evident that he missed the opportunity to extend the range of his roles. A series of filmed Broadway plays narrowed his career even further. Again: delightful films, but they were getting out of fashion by 1975. He tried to liberate himself, made a bold step, and the result was ALEX AND THE GYPSY. Whatever critics may say, this is one of those audacious performances he should have risked more often. The film was a flop. In his desperation he tried to play it safe by accepting a role in a popular hit. The very moment when he signed his contract for AIRPORT 77 he insulted his fans. It's not that his performance is bad, all this pseudo-scientific jargon comes smoothly from his lips, but Lemmon's audience had gourmet-tastes and he served them fast-food...The film nearly ruined his career, but this time he reacted more wisely: he refused to make more junk, he did not sell his skin to television but returned to the stage instead. He did some serious work and had a deserved Broadway hit with TRIBUTE. In the meantime he waited for the right role. He had to wait for nearly two years, but the right role came: it was THE CHINA SYNDROME.
Better than some recent disaster movies!
AIRPORT BOXSETA luxury 747 takes off from Washington DC packed with priceless art and lots of VIPs on their way to Steves (stewart) musuem where they will donate their part of the art. Grant as a drunk wife, de Havilland kindling old love and playing a hand, Lee planning for future living and dealing the with his drunk wife, Lemmon flying the big 747 and wanting to marry long time girlfriend Brenda Vacarro, Brenda Vercarro playing the head stewardess and girl friend to lemmon.
Bring out a boxset and a extra dvd with lots of info, bios and deleted scenes. And visit the AIRPORT DATABASE for lots of info and speak on our forum!


One of the all time classic horror movies.Sure, the first half of the film is pretty paint by numbers stuff that features no horror and gore whasoever, but that was so you can get acquainted with the characters.... Cujo is technically an innocent victim of an evil disease, you can see that King didn't want this to be the typical "evil dog vs. caring owners" storyline... but basically ir comes down to a dog named Cujo getting bitten by a rabid bat. He then goes on a killing spree. Tad Trenton and his mom go to a farm to get their car fixed. Too bad when they get there, the people who were supposed to fix the car get killed by the dog. Then, the car breaks down, and all hell breaks loose.
The problems with the movie are few, but deadlier than the vicious streak of Cujo. The movie is too boring early on, and the ending ... a big one. Plus, the DVD features no extras whatsoever, just improved sound quality and scene selection. The visuals are the same as they were in the 80's, so dont expect anything too great.
This is not a revolutionary film by any means, but Cujo delivers what King wanted it to: a tale of evil vs. good, but with shades of gray. And Cujo just looks too cool to be ignored for long. I reccommend seeing this movie without a doubt. It is one of my favorite horror movies of all time.
You'll never look at dogs the same again.Sure, the first half of the film is pretty paint by numbers stuff that features no horror and gore whasoever, but that was so you can get acquainted with the characters.... Cujo is technically an innocent victim of an evil disease, you can see that King didn't want this to be the typical "evil dog vs. caring owners" storyline... but basically ir comes down to a dog named Cujo getting bitten by a rabid bat. He then goes on a killing spree. Tad Trenton and his mom go to a farm to get their car fixed. Too bad when they get there, the people who were supposed to fix the car get killed by the dog. Then, the car breaks down, and all hell breaks loose.
The problems with the movie are few, but deadlier than the vicious streak of Cujo. The movie is too boring early on, and the ending sucks a big one. Plus, the DVD features no extras whatsoever, just improved sound quality and scene selection. The visuals are the same as they were in the 80's, so dont expect anything too great.
This is not a revolutionary film by any means, but Cujo delivers what King wanted it to: a tale of evil vs. good, but with shades of gray. And Cujo just looks too cool to be ignored for long. I reccommend seeing this movie without a doubt. It is one of my favorite horror movies of all time.
A killer Kanine movie
"Mousehunt" is a story about the brothers Smuntz, Ernie and Lars; two brothers who always seem to be down on their luck. Ernie has just lost his job as a restauraunt owner; Lars, well, Lars didn't even have a job. Then, one day, their father, who owned the biggest string factory around, dies. He leaves the brothers the factory and an old house. Not terribly impressed with what they get, the brothers suddenly find out that the old house is worth millions; the only problem is one little mouse that won't give up his house so easily.
I didn't catch "Mousehunt" till it was released on video, and, to my suprise, I really enjoyed it. It has somewhat of a warped sensibility and tone for a "kids" film, but I found it has a certain enjoyable edge. Imagine if the Coen Brothers("The Big Lebowski") directed a kids film and you'll understand into what territory you're headed. Performances are generally very good as well from British comic Lee Evans("There's Something About Mary") and Nathan Lane, who is amazingly much more funny here than in his failing sitcom, "Encore, Encore". It may not be for the youngest of kids, but there are many out there who I think might find this "different" kids film funny. The work done bringing the mouse to screen(a mix of real, anamatronic and FX mice) is also very well done. As much as I liked the movie, I also marvel at its technical work.
The Disc:
Picture: So good. So very good. "Mousehunt" is absolutely, positively goregous looking on this disc. "Mousehunt" is one of those titles that will definitely, or should definitely, set a standard for excellence in picture quality. There are absolutely no artifacts that I could see and the pictures contrast and clarity are outstanding; the shadows and light in the indoor scenes are also breathtakingly transfered to disc. Color saturation is perfect; images are stunning and vibrant throughout. Dreamworks has done an outstanding job.
Audio: Superb as well, bringing Alan Silvestri's wonderful score to digital life. Sounds are picked up wonderfully, from the mouse scattering across the floors or through the walls as well as scenes like the string factory explosion in the beginning. Even when the two brothers are smashing the house as well as themselves to get to the mouse, it's all brought to life wonderfully and richly.
Menus: Really impressively done. Dreamworks has put together a very cute main menu with Lane's eyes following the mouse as it scoots across the screen and back. Scene selection is animated and when you go to the next scene, a piece of cheese comes flying at you not only from the screen but through your speakers.
Extras:Again, a very good job. Both the teaser and full theatrical trailers are included here as well as a selection of deleted scenes(6 in all). What I really liked about the deleted scene menu is it tells you who the star is that is featured in the deleted scene as well as a sentence that gives you a general idea what it's about. There are also the usual texts about each actor as well as notes about the production. But, as with the other menus, I really liked the design.
Box Note: The box also has the little notes bar like the Universal discs have to tell you what kind of sound, disc, etc. Also on the box are notes about the special features. Well done.
Languages: English(Dolby Digital)/ Spanish(Dolby Surround)/ French(Dolby Surround) Subtitles: English Captions/ Spanish Subtitles.
Overall: Dreamworks was the last major studio to jump into DVD, but I don't mind. You know why? Because, maybe they weren't like this, but here is what I imagine after watching this disc: workers at Dreamworks scanning the internet late into the night seeing what people do and don't like; going through mountains of discs, educating themselves as to what is acceptable and what isn't acceptable, doing research upon research as to what makes a good disc. Then when actual production started, I imagine the staff going over and over and over the final product, making sure it's absolutely perfect.
A disc represents who you are. Dreamworks has made it clear that they are proud and that they stand behind their films. One of the best things I can say is that I was so impressed by this disc, it almost made me consider buying the other Dreamworks discs(I *REALLY* disliked both "Peacemaker" and "Small Soldiers") just to see if they were as good as this disc. A job well done.
Running Time:1 hr, 38 min. Region:1 Chapters:20 Disc: Double sided(Pan/Scan on one, LTBX on the other) Rating:PG
Grades: Picture:**** Audio:**** Extras:*** Menus:**** Film:***
Overall:****
This definitely has me excited for future Dreamworks product, like a possible "Antz" special edition as well as "Amistad" and "Paulie."
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