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Les Mains D'Orlac
Released in VHS Tape by Rhino Video (27 February, 1996)
MPAA Rating: NR (Not Rated)
Director: Edmond T. Gréville
Starring: Edmond T. Gréville
Average review score:

A weak and implausible remake of a classic horror story.
This film is sometimes mistaken for a Hammer release due to Christopher Lee's portrayal of the villain. Believe me, Hammer this ain't. A stupifyingly boring and turgid film, this movie is nowhere as inventive or creepy as the classic 1934 version of the story, "Mad Love." This version has Ferrer injuring his famous musician's hands in a plane crash, then assuming that a killer's hands have been grafted on his stumps, even though he has no cause to believe such an outlandish thing. Lee is one of the few strong points, although how his evil magician character plans to get Orlac's money by driving him crazy (and forcing his assistant to seduce Orlac at the same time) is never made clear. The film also includes not one but two ghastly performances of an irritating french song and some lousy stage magic. A must-avoid.

A Perinneal Horror Tale Retold
This third remake of "le Mains d'Orlac" is not classic, but extremely watchable. There's some very stylish cinematography and some fun period music here. Christopher Lee's evil character sinks more deeply into a cackling, violent insanity as the story draws to its conclusion and Dany Carel, as Li-Ling, is a treat with her alluring presence and cabaret act. Just as in "Mad Love", this film is not supposed to make sense or be plausible, but is an effective retelling of the 'Orlac myth.' "The Hands of Orlac" is also an important addition to Mel Ferrar's body of fantasy roles ("Blood & Roses", "Lili", etc.) Strong cult status potential: don't 'think' - ENJOY!


Mutant Aliens
Released in VHS Tape by Ventura Distribution (01 July, 2003)
MPAA Rating: R (Restricted)
Director: Bill Plympton
Starring: Dan McComas and Francine Lobis
Outrageous, outlandish, and more than a little perverse, Mutant Aliens could only have sprung from the mind and drawing board of animator Bill Plympton. As with his previous features The Tune and I Married a Strange Person, Plympton can't sustain an idea very long before he drifts into wild digressions, in this case involving plenty of boisterous sex and blood-spattering violence, and his story's too weak to hold your undivided attention. Still, who else but Plympton could serve up a raunchy freak-show about a stranded astronaut rescued by nose-shaped aliens, his sexually insatiable daughter and her dim-bulb boyfriend, a bevy of mutated lab animals, and a greedy corporate shark bent on exploiting them all? Plympton's minimalist style combines watercolor impressionism with crudely animated weirdness; he's got the mind of a juvenile delinquent, indulging his fantasies through animation that's unmistakably his own. If that means that storytelling takes a back seat to bizarre space oddities, who better than Plympton to go crazily over the top? --Jeff Shannon
Average review score:

Lame story
Lame story, a good look at historical animation. This animation is how guys did it WAaaaaaaaaaay back when. Old style. Too bad Plympton was never able to progress his style or his writing abilities.

Master of the short form...get the picture?
Bill Plympton is a great animator whose brilliant imagination is seen at its best in the Plymptoons video/DVD, a collection of many of his short pieces through the years. But when he tries his hand at a feature length film--past efforts include The Tune and I Married a Strange Person--he's only intermittently successful. Plot is not his strong suit; bizarre transformations and visual satire are.

So here we have another feature length Plympton work. The Tune actually did work, thanks to the nimble songwriting talents of Plympton's musical partner Maureen McElheron. But Ms. McElheron is not in evidence for Mutant Aliens and so the writer-director has a bunch of wacko looking human goofballs who--right, you guessed it--change shape to become the aliens they really are. In the process of getting to this point, lots of strange sex and violence is proffered, none of which adds up to much in terms of telling any real story.

The three stars are for Plympton's astounding visual imagination and occasionally sharp sense of humor. But look elsewhere for an animated film that actually has real substance.


Orlacs Hände
Released in VHS Tape by Rhino Video (27 February, 1996)
MPAA Rating: NR (Not Rated)
Director: Edmond T. Gréville
Starring: Edmond T. Gréville
Average review score:

A weak and implausible remake of a classic horror story.
This film is sometimes mistaken for a Hammer release due to Christopher Lee's portrayal of the villain. Believe me, Hammer this ain't. A stupifyingly boring and turgid film, this movie is nowhere as inventive or creepy as the classic 1934 version of the story, "Mad Love." This version has Ferrer injuring his famous musician's hands in a plane crash, then assuming that a killer's hands have been grafted on his stumps, even though he has no cause to believe such an outlandish thing. Lee is one of the few strong points, although how his evil magician character plans to get Orlac's money by driving him crazy (and forcing his assistant to seduce Orlac at the same time) is never made clear. The film also includes not one but two ghastly performances of an irritating french song and some lousy stage magic. A must-avoid.

A Perinneal Horror Tale Retold
This third remake of "le Mains d'Orlac" is not classic, but extremely watchable. There's some very stylish cinematography and some fun period music here. Christopher Lee's evil character sinks more deeply into a cackling, violent insanity as the story draws to its conclusion and Dany Carel, as Li-Ling, is a treat with her alluring presence and cabaret act. Just as in "Mad Love", this film is not supposed to make sense or be plausible, but is an effective retelling of the 'Orlac myth.' "The Hands of Orlac" is also an important addition to Mel Ferrar's body of fantasy roles ("Blood & Roses", "Lili", etc.) Strong cult status potential: don't 'think' - ENJOY!


Act of War
Released in VHS Tape by York Home Video (15 June, 1999)
MPAA Rating: NR (Not Rated)
Director: Robert Lee (III)
Average review score:

An OK action movie,pathetic DVD transfer!
This movie is OK action movie. It deals with a FBI agent or some government agent trying to stop a government coup.Jack Scalia plays the agent who is enjoying a social function when it's taken over by miltary terrorists. Of course Jack Scalia saves the day, gets the girl and saves the day/world!

This DVD is rated R for violence,murder,death ,partial nudity and swearing. The DVD transfer is pathetic.The only extras are a trailer, a actor bio and a very bad scene selection!!

buy this movie if you are fans of Jack Scalia(a B grade actor who was big in the past) ,or if you love B grade action movies or just a pathetic DVD transfer!!my advice rent it .But this DVD may be hard to rent and or buy!! So if you want this movie, buy it online here at Amazon!!


Act of War
Released in VHS Tape by York Home Video (19 March, 2002)
MPAA Rating: NR (Not Rated)
Director: Robert Lee (III)
Average review score:

An OK action movie,pathetic DVD transfer!
This movie is OK action movie. It deals with a FBI agent or some government agent trying to stop a government coup.Jack Scalia plays the agent who is enjoying a social function when it's taken over by miltary terrorists. Of course Jack Scalia saves the day, gets the girl and saves the day/world!

This DVD is rated R for violence,murder,death ,partial nudity and swearing. The DVD transfer is pathetic.The only extras are a trailer, a actor bio and a very bad scene selection!!

buy this movie if you are fans of Jack Scalia(a B grade actor who was big in the past) ,or if you love B grade action movies or just a pathetic DVD transfer!!my advice rent it .But this DVD may be hard to rent and or buy!! So if you want this movie, buy it online here at Amazon!!


Gladiator Cop-The Swordsman II
Released in VHS Tape by Monarch Home Video (15 December, 1998)
MPAA Rating: R (Restricted)
Director: Nick Rotundo
Average review score:

RE-HASH OF PREVIOUS MOVIE WITH A DIFFERENT ESTHETIC
The first "Swordsman" movie with Lorenzo Lamas took itself seriously, playing like a poor man's "Highlander." This go-round, It decends into camp, and not always for the better.

The story is a re-working of the original: the "sword of Alexander the Great" gets stolen and our hero cop, who has dreams of a toga-clad swordfight and can see the last seconds of a dead person's life through his eyes by touching his blood, must infiltrate an underground gladiadorial combat ring. This time the beautiful museum researcher starts out as his girlfriend, and somehow his parter, who had been left floating in a swimming pool (a la "Sunset Boulevard") in the previous movie, is alive as if nothing happened.

Several sequences from the first movie are inserted in this one, making a back-to-back viewing guite humorous (a la MST3K: "How do you make sure an original movie is on time and under budget? Don't make one!"). They handled the fencing ring completely differently though. Whereas in the first movie, the fighters were uniform in wearing black tank-tops and pants with matching weapons, this movie had each fighter as a costumed character fighing with a distinctive style. The attitude of the tournament was much more WWF/WCW and less of the formal, serious mood. The bettors, instead of being subdued, formal rich people, were loud, trashy, yuppie club-goer types, serviced by a guy with a leather jacket, visor, and chalkboard. The fighting had a lot more hand-to-hand action and a great variety of weapons (axes, katanas, elk-horn knives, a fan, etc).

Like the first movie, there are confusing plot elements and several big holes. There is also one real big boner. One character believes that he is the re-incarnation of someone executed by Alexander aroubnd the 300's BC, yet James Hong (the actor playing the role, as well as he ever does) keeps on saying he will have his revenge at last, after "1700 years!" Math practice, anyone?

Both of these movies are best for people who can't get enough sword fighting. There's really nothing else it can do for you. A similarly themed movie (without the psychic/re-incernation element) that I can reccommend is "Ring of Steel," with Robert Chapin, Carol Alt, and Joe Don Baker.


Gladiator Cop:Swordsman II
Released in VHS Tape by Monarch Home Video (08 August, 1995)
MPAA Rating: R (Restricted)
Director: Nick Rotundo
Average review score:

RE-HASH OF PREVIOUS MOVIE WITH A DIFFERENT ESTHETIC
The first "Swordsman" movie with Lorenzo Lamas took itself seriously, playing like a poor man's "Highlander." This go-round, It decends into camp, and not always for the better.

The story is a re-working of the original: the "sword of Alexander the Great" gets stolen and our hero cop, who has dreams of a toga-clad swordfight and can see the last seconds of a dead person's life through his eyes by touching his blood, must infiltrate an underground gladiadorial combat ring. This time the beautiful museum researcher starts out as his girlfriend, and somehow his parter, who had been left floating in a swimming pool (a la "Sunset Boulevard") in the previous movie, is alive as if nothing happened.

Several sequences from the first movie are inserted in this one, making a back-to-back viewing guite humorous (a la MST3K: "How do you make sure an original movie is on time and under budget? Don't make one!"). They handled the fencing ring completely differently though. Whereas in the first movie, the fighters were uniform in wearing black tank-tops and pants with matching weapons, this movie had each fighter as a costumed character fighing with a distinctive style. The attitude of the tournament was much more WWF/WCW and less of the formal, serious mood. The bettors, instead of being subdued, formal rich people, were loud, trashy, yuppie club-goer types, serviced by a guy with a leather jacket, visor, and chalkboard. The fighting had a lot more hand-to-hand action and a great variety of weapons (axes, katanas, elk-horn knives, a fan, etc).

Like the first movie, there are confusing plot elements and several big holes. There is also one real big boner. One character believes that he is the re-incarnation of someone executed by Alexander aroubnd the 300's BC, yet James Hong (the actor playing the role, as well as he ever does) keeps on saying he will have his revenge at last, after "1700 years!" Math practice, anyone?

Both of these movies are best for people who can't get enough sword fighting. There's really nothing else it can do for you. A similarly themed movie (without the psychic/re-incernation element) that I can reccommend is "Ring of Steel," with Robert Chapin, Carol Alt, and Joe Don Baker.


Open Fire
Released in VHS Tape by Republic Entertainme (03 January, 1995)
MPAA Rating: R (Restricted)
Director: Kurt Anderson
Average review score:

WHY NOT CALL THIS DIE HARD 4? ENOUGH ALLREADY!
Jeff Wincott the action-martial arts underground hero tries to imitate the DIE HARD legacy here in an all too familar terriotry with the same kind of villains i`ve seen countless times before. Wincott plays a former FBI agent who comes back to duty when he finds out his father has been kidnapped by terriosts and is held hostage in a chemical plant. High kicking action and mornic shootouts can`t possibly save this film from repeating the same action from previous film of the genre. And let`s face it Jeff Wincott is no Bruce Willis.


Police Academy 7 - Mission to Moscow
Released in VHS Tape by Warner Studios (26 September, 1995)
MPAA Rating: PG (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Director: Alan Metter
Starring: George Gaynes and G.W. Bailey
Average review score:

MAN, GIVE IT UP, IT IS DEAD! YOU CAN'T RESURRECT THIS SERIES
LOOK, ALL THEY DID WAS GO TO MOSCOW AND TRY TO STOP AN EVIL MAN FROM DESTROYING THE WORLD. FIRST OF ALL, DON'T CARE. SECOND OF ALL, ALMOST ALL THE BEST CAST MEMBERS ARE GONE. AND THIRD OF ALL, IT'S JUST THE WORST POLICE ACADEMY OF THEM ALL.

a final sequel that shouldn't have been made
After the disappointment of Police Academy 5 and the improvement of Police Academy 6, you would think this final sequel would have been a nice finish to the series. Wrong! Police Academy: Mission to Moscow is the worst of the films. It even makes Police Academy 5 look somewhat good. Most of the actors from the previous Police Academy movies have left the series by now and with good reason. The plot is no good and not even Captain Harris (G.W. Bailey) could have saved the loss of humor in this movie. If you are a person who has never seen any of the Police Academy sequels or have not gotten past #4, do yourself a favor by skipping #5, watch #6, and avoid this final sequel at all cost! To sum up this review, only watch Police Academy 1,2,3,4, and 6.

Police Academy 7?
In all honesty I had no idea that another Police Academy movie had been made. I stopped watching the series once they lost the star power of Steve Gutenberg, but I'm pretty sure that this movie wasn't even released in theaters. Probably, rightly so. I gave the movie three stars to drag up the movie's average basing the three star rating on the movie poster up above, which I found hilarious but unsubstanative.


Police Academy 7 - Mission to Moscow
Released in VHS Tape by Warner Studios (26 September, 1995)
MPAA Rating: PG (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Director: Alan Metter
Starring: George Gaynes and G.W. Bailey
Average review score:

MAN, GIVE IT UP, IT IS DEAD! YOU CAN'T RESURRECT THIS SERIES
LOOK, ALL THEY DID WAS GO TO MOSCOW AND TRY TO STOP AN EVIL MAN FROM DESTROYING THE WORLD. FIRST OF ALL, DON'T CARE. SECOND OF ALL, ALMOST ALL THE BEST CAST MEMBERS ARE GONE. AND THIRD OF ALL, IT'S JUST THE WORST POLICE ACADEMY OF THEM ALL.

a final sequel that shouldn't have been made
After the disappointment of Police Academy 5 and the improvement of Police Academy 6, you would think this final sequel would have been a nice finish to the series. Wrong! Police Academy: Mission to Moscow is the worst of the films. It even makes Police Academy 5 look somewhat good. Most of the actors from the previous Police Academy movies have left the series by now and with good reason. The plot is no good and not even Captain Harris (G.W. Bailey) could have saved the loss of humor in this movie. If you are a person who has never seen any of the Police Academy sequels or have not gotten past #4, do yourself a favor by skipping #5, watch #6, and avoid this final sequel at all cost! To sum up this review, only watch Police Academy 1,2,3,4, and 6.

Police Academy 7?
In all honesty I had no idea that another Police Academy movie had been made. I stopped watching the series once they lost the star power of Steve Gutenberg, but I'm pretty sure that this movie wasn't even released in theaters. Probably, rightly so. I gave the movie three stars to drag up the movie's average basing the three star rating on the movie poster up above, which I found hilarious but unsubstanative.


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