Ian-Hart Movie Reviews


Nothing personal
Its always personal

might as well

Considering the Talent Involved, the Film is DisappointingHeather Graham is Alice, an American, living in London for 18 months and working as a web site designer there. She has an English boyfriend (who watches football games on TV), but one morning on her way to office she meets Joseph Fiennes's world-famous mountain climber Adam when Alice accidentally touches his hand, waiting for the signal on the street. She instantly falls in love with him madly; even in her office she cannot shake off his image; and finally she follows him, goes to his house, and just wants him. All these things happen in about 5 hours of a day.
And they get married. But soon Alice learns that she does not know anything about his past, not surprisingly. Then, anonymous letters warning her about him start to come. Then, Alice begins to suspect that Adam, behind his wild character, is trying to hide some horrible secret that might be connected with the terrible accident that happened on the mountain. Or, is that really an accident?
OK. This is a thriller which uses a premise: "Can you trust your husband?" Yes, once Hitchcock did it (the title should remain unnamed, but you might remember that breathtaking car-running-by-the-cliff scene). For the reasons below, "Killing Me Softly" never achieves that height. The film is thrill-free, and is saddled with incredible plot and creaky dialogues. I don't like to talk like this especially when I like Heather Graham very much, but before I write this review, I checked it on video, and sorry, but I cannot still change my mind. (I am a Japanese, and was lucky to see the film earlier than many people in the world as the film was theatrically released here in Feb. 2002, one year before American release). Yes, thrill is gone.
What happened? Joseph Fiennes does his best, so does Heather Graham, but there is no chemistry between them that might make us believe in their love-turns-fear relation. Furthermore, the director Chen Kaige is too intent on portraying the sex scenes of them, many of them describing ... how do you say in English ... a sort of kinky stuff. (So, if you really want to see my point, see the unrated version.) Besides, what can we audience do but giggle when we see usually great Fiennes holds a poor panting goldfish on his palm, to illustrate the lack of oxygen up among the high mountains? Or when Heather is mugged in the street of London, robbed of her bag, and Fiennes chases the robber desperately, hits the guys's head against the telephone booth (breaking the glass), and beats the hapless criminal (but which?) to the pulp? And see what they would do after that (I keep that part secret for you). In short, everything is too unbelievable, even by the standard of melodrama or potboiler.
There is, however, some good points about the film. The photography is very beautiful, capturing the lively feelings of the streets of London, and it is no so-called "postcard" beauty. British photographer Micheal Coulter is famous for his works like "Four Weddings and a Funeral" "Notting Hill," and "Sense and Sensibility" and his London is strangely other-worldly feeling, I mean, totally different London. The film is always stylish, and the soundtrack is by Patrick Doyle even though his music (good itself) tends to hammer as if to instruct us what to feel.
It is cruel to say this, I know, but "Killing Me Softly" is, considering the talent involved, a great disappointment. The film may gain a cult status, and if you ask me whether I like it or not, I say I like it. But will I recommend this to my friends? No.
One last curious thing; one of the executive-producers is Ivan Reitman ("Evolution" "Twins" and others).
BORING ME HEAVILYThe movie starts with an amazing pace, the cinematography plush with its Londonscapes, and each scene pregnant with that suspenseful tension (both sexual and otherwise) -- we can sense that behind those hyperactive bedsheets something is afoot as a mountaineer falls in passionate love with a citygirl web designer. They marry in a couple of days and bells are achiming, birds are afluttering etc etc, until the woman receives an anonymous note "It was a mistake to marry him." Everything in the film, up until the last 15 minutes is nail-biting (although much more has been bitten on the screen I may as well add.)
But then, we get treated to an abysmal gyp: the person behind the whole intrigue and suspense was THE most predictable one in the entire plot, for THE most predictable (and doozy) reason conceivable.
The voyeurism here borders almost on soft-porn, eye-in-the-hole viewers take note. The screenplay is something to use in film schools, marvellous. The cinematography is stupendous. But the writer should've been fired before he ruined it all.
2/5 material, 1 point each for Fiennes and Graham, who will definitely be on my watch-list from now on! But I hope they'll quickly scoot past this utter tripe of a B-grade film.
Erotic & Romantic ThrillerThe suspense in this movie is brilliantly woven into a steamy romance. When Alice (Heather Graham) looks into world-famous mountain climber Adam's (Joseph Fiennes) eyes, she feels his chemistry. Soon she learns that he climbs mountains and is equally qualified to take her to the heights of her passion.
While watching this movie, the viewer is convinced of all sorts of fallacies which later turn out to be incompletely insignificant. I did love the element of uncertainty.
Alice is wandering around in "Wondering about her Husband Land" while Adam has no idea that those closest to him are rather psychotic.
There are so many scenes which just burst with creativity in this movie. I love the scenes where Alice is wandering around in the snow and then Adam suddenly appears. He suddenly appears a lot in this movie and is presented as a violent man. They do keep his character from getting too creepy but play up his "I want to control a woman" aspects.
I think it is almost that he wants a woman to trust him so much, he plays games with her heart. This is really a tale of passionate love. It is about living on the edge and not being afraid to fall off the cliff of desire. It is about allowing yourself to need someone and allowing yourself to trust someone.
I did have to laugh at one point when I saw Alice in MY ROBE. I could tell it was the same robe because the texture and the color where exactly the same. How amusing. Alice spends a lot of time in robes and coats and boots. She always looks so loveable and cozy. The black skirt and white shirt tied at her waist was also rather sexy.
There is a scene where Alice talks about princesses and dragons and there is even a castle in this movie. The entire movie is presented from the woman's perspective and they do try to present this story as "Alice's Adventure." Yes, the dragon definitely gets the princess. Alice wants to be controlled on some level, it seems to excite her mind. She really spends most of the movie trying to solve the mystery of her marriage than worrying that her husband is a dragon.
I loved it when Adam said: "Will you think about me today?" The suspense when he says: "Do you Trust Me" is almost unbearable. We imagine the worst. The letters that keep arriving also keep us on the edge.
I did get a bit worried about the goldfish, but fortunately it was put back into the bowl. It was a bit of a Dr. Suess moment. The cat is also a bit creepy in this movie.
This is a tale of obsessive love where both characters seem equally obsessed and this causes the fires of their passion to burn like an untamable fire. There are scenes of the woods and London and it really does take you out of your ordinary existence.
The suspense in this movie was the reason I really loved it.
If you enjoyed "Fatal Attraction," "Memento," "Unfaithful" or even "Secretary," then you will probably be adding this movie to your list of suspenseful favorites.
This is however another "NC-17" movie dancing around "unrated." It seems directors and distributors are pushing the rating systems to the limit or don't give a care about viewers who want to know what they will be watching.
It would be nice to know what you are going to watch, before you get involved in the story and want to keep watching. I'd like to see less of the flesh and more of the creativity this movie offers. Give us romance, yes! We women love it. This movie is very "romantic."


Considering the Talent Involved, the Film is DisappointingHeather Graham is Alice, an American, living in London for 18 months and working as a web site designer there. She has an English boyfriend (who watches football games on TV), but one morning on her way to office she meets Joseph Fiennes's world-famous mountain climber Adam when Alice accidentally touches his hand, waiting for the signal on the street. She instantly falls in love with him madly; even in her office she cannot shake off his image; and finally she follows him, goes to his house, and just wants him. All these things happen in about 5 hours of a day.
And they get married. But soon Alice learns that she does not know anything about his past, not surprisingly. Then, anonymous letters warning her about him start to come. Then, Alice begins to suspect that Adam, behind his wild character, is trying to hide some horrible secret that might be connected with the terrible accident that happened on the mountain. Or, is that really an accident?
OK. This is a thriller which uses a premise: "Can you trust your husband?" Yes, once Hitchcock did it (the title should remain unnamed, but you might remember that breathtaking car-running-by-the-cliff scene). For the reasons below, "Killing Me Softly" never achieves that height. The film is thrill-free, and is saddled with incredible plot and creaky dialogues. I don't like to talk like this especially when I like Heather Graham very much, but before I write this review, I checked it on video, and sorry, but I cannot still change my mind. (I am a Japanese, and was lucky to see the film earlier than many people in the world as the film was theatrically released here in Feb. 2002, one year before American release). Yes, thrill is gone.
What happened? Joseph Fiennes does his best, so does Heather Graham, but there is no chemistry between them that might make us believe in their love-turns-fear relation. Furthermore, the director Chen Kaige is too intent on portraying the sex scenes of them, many of them describing ... how do you say in English ... a sort of kinky stuff. (So, if you really want to see my point, see the unrated version.) Besides, what can we audience do but giggle when we see usually great Fiennes holds a poor panting goldfish on his palm, to illustrate the lack of oxygen up among the high mountains? Or when Heather is mugged in the street of London, robbed of her bag, and Fiennes chases the robber desperately, hits the guys's head against the telephone booth (breaking the glass), and beats the hapless criminal (but which?) to the pulp? And see what they would do after that (I keep that part secret for you). In short, everything is too unbelievable, even by the standard of melodrama or potboiler.
There is, however, some good points about the film. The photography is very beautiful, capturing the lively feelings of the streets of London, and it is no so-called "postcard" beauty. British photographer Micheal Coulter is famous for his works like "Four Weddings and a Funeral" "Notting Hill," and "Sense and Sensibility" and his London is strangely other-worldly feeling, I mean, totally different London. The film is always stylish, and the soundtrack is by Patrick Doyle even though his music (good itself) tends to hammer as if to instruct us what to feel.
It is cruel to say this, I know, but "Killing Me Softly" is, considering the talent involved, a great disappointment. The film may gain a cult status, and if you ask me whether I like it or not, I say I like it. But will I recommend this to my friends? No.
One last curious thing; one of the executive-producers is Ivan Reitman ("Evolution" "Twins" and others).
BORING ME HEAVILYThe movie starts with an amazing pace, the cinematography plush with its Londonscapes, and each scene pregnant with that suspenseful tension (both sexual and otherwise) -- we can sense that behind those hyperactive bedsheets something is afoot as a mountaineer falls in passionate love with a citygirl web designer. They marry in a couple of days and bells are achiming, birds are afluttering etc etc, until the woman receives an anonymous note "It was a mistake to marry him." Everything in the film, up until the last 15 minutes is nail-biting (although much more has been bitten on the screen I may as well add.)
But then, we get treated to an abysmal gyp: the person behind the whole intrigue and suspense was THE most predictable one in the entire plot, for THE most predictable (and doozy) reason conceivable.
The voyeurism here borders almost on soft-porn, eye-in-the-hole viewers take note. The screenplay is something to use in film schools, marvellous. The cinematography is stupendous. But the writer should've been fired before he ruined it all.
2/5 material, 1 point each for Fiennes and Graham, who will definitely be on my watch-list from now on! But I hope they'll quickly scoot past this utter tripe of a B-grade film.
Erotic & Romantic ThrillerThe suspense in this movie is brilliantly woven into a steamy romance. When Alice (Heather Graham) looks into world-famous mountain climber Adam's (Joseph Fiennes) eyes, she feels his chemistry. Soon she learns that he climbs mountains and is equally qualified to take her to the heights of her passion.
While watching this movie, the viewer is convinced of all sorts of fallacies which later turn out to be incompletely insignificant. I did love the element of uncertainty.
Alice is wandering around in "Wondering about her Husband Land" while Adam has no idea that those closest to him are rather psychotic.
There are so many scenes which just burst with creativity in this movie. I love the scenes where Alice is wandering around in the snow and then Adam suddenly appears. He suddenly appears a lot in this movie and is presented as a violent man. They do keep his character from getting too creepy but play up his "I want to control a woman" aspects.
I think it is almost that he wants a woman to trust him so much, he plays games with her heart. This is really a tale of passionate love. It is about living on the edge and not being afraid to fall off the cliff of desire. It is about allowing yourself to need someone and allowing yourself to trust someone.
I did have to laugh at one point when I saw Alice in MY ROBE. I could tell it was the same robe because the texture and the color where exactly the same. How amusing. Alice spends a lot of time in robes and coats and boots. She always looks so loveable and cozy. The black skirt and white shirt tied at her waist was also rather sexy.
There is a scene where Alice talks about princesses and dragons and there is even a castle in this movie. The entire movie is presented from the woman's perspective and they do try to present this story as "Alice's Adventure." Yes, the dragon definitely gets the princess. Alice wants to be controlled on some level, it seems to excite her mind. She really spends most of the movie trying to solve the mystery of her marriage than worrying that her husband is a dragon.
I loved it when Adam said: "Will you think about me today?" The suspense when he says: "Do you Trust Me" is almost unbearable. We imagine the worst. The letters that keep arriving also keep us on the edge.
I did get a bit worried about the goldfish, but fortunately it was put back into the bowl. It was a bit of a Dr. Suess moment. The cat is also a bit creepy in this movie.
This is a tale of obsessive love where both characters seem equally obsessed and this causes the fires of their passion to burn like an untamable fire. There are scenes of the woods and London and it really does take you out of your ordinary existence.
The suspense in this movie was the reason I really loved it.
If you enjoyed "Fatal Attraction," "Memento," "Unfaithful" or even "Secretary," then you will probably be adding this movie to your list of suspenseful favorites.
This is however another "NC-17" movie dancing around "unrated." It seems directors and distributors are pushing the rating systems to the limit or don't give a care about viewers who want to know what they will be watching.
It would be nice to know what you are going to watch, before you get involved in the story and want to keep watching. I'd like to see less of the flesh and more of the creativity this movie offers. Give us romance, yes! We women love it. This movie is very "romantic."

While Jeremy Brett remains the definitive Holmes on screen, Roxburgh is also outstanding, as are Hart as an unusually passionate Watson and Richard E. Grant as the neighbor Stapleton. Trivia note: Roxburgh continues his take on the Holmes family by playing Sherlock's "smarter" brother Mycroft in 2003's League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. --David Horiuchi

Eccentric Flop
A somewhat distorted and watered down version
A gripping, fast paced movie that never lets up.Purists, quit carping and enjoy. Its been a very long time since we've had something new to talk about!


Defoe would spin in his grave
A Strong Survival Movie
Great! Really Liked it.I found this book to be quite nice, even without the literary comparison. Brosnan plays a character well entrenched in the ways of his time. He is in self-imposed exile, traveling from place to place, until misfortune in the form of a shipwreck leaves him abandoned on a deserted island with only a dog for companionship.
Eventually befriending a native, (Friday) Crusoe learns crucial lessons on what it means to be a human being, and alters his perceptions on slavery and the human condition.
Overall, despite a few peccadilloes (Brosnan's Scottish accent was sometimes a little 'slurred') I quite enjoyed this movie. I recommend it for anyone who likes Pierce and can overlook the fact that it doesn't follow the book to the letter.


Defoe would spin in his grave
A Strong Survival Movie
Great! Really Liked it.I found this book to be quite nice, even without the literary comparison. Brosnan plays a character well entrenched in the ways of his time. He is in self-imposed exile, traveling from place to place, until misfortune in the form of a shipwreck leaves him abandoned on a deserted island with only a dog for companionship.
Eventually befriending a native, (Friday) Crusoe learns crucial lessons on what it means to be a human being, and alters his perceptions on slavery and the human condition.
Overall, despite a few peccadilloes (Brosnan's Scottish accent was sometimes a little 'slurred') I quite enjoyed this movie. I recommend it for anyone who likes Pierce and can overlook the fact that it doesn't follow the book to the letter.
