John-Candy Movie Reviews


Walk Down Memory Lane
Remembering My Childhood dreams...
a good movie

Not so awful...but jinxed.And what did I find? Not a horrible movie...but what *could* have actually been a *good* movie (among other things, it's based on actual events-settlers *did* often decide to return east), made mediocre by the fact that the footage filmed after John Candy's death was so easy to spot. And some of the anachronistic humor (including the very presence of the Richard Lewis character), admittedly, did not help.
But there were quite a few good laughs. The gay guy turning out to be a masterful gunslinger comes to mind. And the scuzzy Ferguson brothers (even the most distinctive of them made unrecognizable by blank expressions and layers of filth) were hilarious.
One of John's Best
Good Movie

Not so awful...but jinxed.And what did I find? Not a horrible movie...but what *could* have actually been a *good* movie (among other things, it's based on actual events-settlers *did* often decide to return east), made mediocre by the fact that the footage filmed after John Candy's death was so easy to spot. And some of the anachronistic humor (including the very presence of the Richard Lewis character), admittedly, did not help.
But there were quite a few good laughs. The gay guy turning out to be a masterful gunslinger comes to mind. And the scuzzy Ferguson brothers (even the most distinctive of them made unrecognizable by blank expressions and layers of filth) were hilarious.
One of John's Best
Good Movie

Interesting premise, unwatchable low production valuesNot this low of a budget.
"Looks like it was handmade in my backyard with a bunch of 'actors' who can't even stand around convincingly? That sounds cool!"
Trust me, you'd think so, but not really.
SHATTER DEAD is a thing of torture for the zombie film fanatic. On one hand, you've got a great idea - something to breathe new life into the genre. On the other hand, this is SO low budget, you'll never get past the first thirty minutes. And if you do, you'll never watch it again.
As you know by now if you've read up on this flick, the zombies in SHATTER DEAD are not menacing, mindless monsters, just second-class citizens who don't stop moving after they die. Lead "actress" Stark Raven is a zombie-hating living human on a quest to get back to her boyfriend whilst shooting (and showering with) zombies along the way. If only it was a better film.
Once she reaches her boyfriend, he's already slashed his wrists and joined the undead (why would anyone attempt suicide if it was well-known you wouldn't die?) - and so she's stuck in a conundrum - one that isn't solved until she straps a pistol to his groin and makes gross, hardcore love to it. Enough to make you buy the movie? Not after you've seen it.
SHATTER DEAD is an incredible idea rendered absolutely unredeemable by poor production, abysmal acting, and indulgent, extraneous scenes like that described above. Sure, we zombie fans love a little useless nudity - demand it, even - but this is just useless. Still, I can't say "don't buy this film," because it has to be seen to be believed and if you've made it this far, I won't be able to change your mind anyway.
A word for Stark Raven
More ambition than budgetBut!
As I grew accustomed to the cheaposity of Shatter Dead, a strange thing began to happen. I began to stop silently chastising myself for buying a movie because "it sounds cool," and appreciate first what the director was obviously trying to do, in spite of his lack of resources, and then actually appreciate what he'd done. If the film is dreary and banal, so is the world that Susan, the protagonist, lives in. The world of Shatter Dead isn't, and maybe shouldn't be, a big-budget Hollywood world; it's mundane and ugly and depressing. The look of the film matches its tone.
And, as a few of even the nastier critics have noted, there are some cool ideas here. The mirror tests (the person who didn't understand why Susan carries a mirror around all the time wasn't paying much attention), the baby, the whole reworking of pretty much every zombie movie made since Night of the Living Dead (and in a way I think Romero would appreciate). Things like Susan's dream and the...uh...gun sequence may not sit right with more conservative horror fans -- the former may seem pretentious, and...did I see someone call the gun thing gross? Personally, I couldn't believe my eyes. I never, never, NEVER expected to see anything like that in any film that even kind of targeted a mainstream audience. Aren't horror films supposed to go to extremes?
This film is not perfect, and not for everyone. Would I like to see a sequel/remake with a real budget (and the same production team)? OH, yeah. But it's clear that everyone involved gave it their best, and the result is a unique little movie I like a lot.


Lame

This would've been good material for MST3K!
One star is too generous.


