John-Candy Movie Reviews


So Bad It's Good ! Alexandra Paul In A Sweatshirt! Must See!
One for those who like lots of lovely barefoot ladies!

Fine enough "Dog & Boy" story family viewing
Good Movie!

Road Trip!The DVD of the film isn't in wide screen and the sound isn't as good as it could be. The only extras are some production and cast notes and the usual trailer.
Over all it's a great comedy and the best of all the National Lampoon Vacation movies.
The Griswolds are going to Walley World...Basically, Clark(Chevy Chase) plays a family man who wants to take his family to Walley World, America's Favorite Fun Park. Ellen(Beverly D'Angelo) is Clark's sassy wife, and Rusty(Micheal King) and Audrey are their two kids. As always in the Vacation Series, everything goes wrong.
First Clark's car gets crushed by an idiot at the car place. Then on their way through Chicago they get lost and end up in the ghuetto part of town where Clark pays $10 for nothing, and then falls asleep at the wheel and crashes into the motel parking lot. He then does a funny impresion of Alfred Hitchcock's Phsyco by grabbing a banana and heading towards the shower while Ellen's in it, then whips open the curtains and does a knife motion at her with the banana.
They then continue their vacation, and Clark flirts with a notorius blonde chick(Christine Brinkley).
Some other highlites of the movie are when Aunt Edna dies, when Clark has an outburst while driving, and when they get to walley World and it's closed.
All in all, this is a great comedy movie! Rated "R"- Nudity and Explicit Language
Definately one of my all time favorites

Road Trip!The DVD of the film isn't in wide screen and the sound isn't as good as it could be. The only extras are some production and cast notes and the usual trailer.
Over all it's a great comedy and the best of all the National Lampoon Vacation movies.
The Griswolds are going to Walley World...Basically, Clark(Chevy Chase) plays a family man who wants to take his family to Walley World, America's Favorite Fun Park. Ellen(Beverly D'Angelo) is Clark's sassy wife, and Rusty(Micheal King) and Audrey are their two kids. As always in the Vacation Series, everything goes wrong.
First Clark's car gets crushed by an idiot at the car place. Then on their way through Chicago they get lost and end up in the ghuetto part of town where Clark pays $10 for nothing, and then falls asleep at the wheel and crashes into the motel parking lot. He then does a funny impresion of Alfred Hitchcock's Phsyco by grabbing a banana and heading towards the shower while Ellen's in it, then whips open the curtains and does a knife motion at her with the banana.
They then continue their vacation, and Clark flirts with a notorius blonde chick(Christine Brinkley).
Some other highlites of the movie are when Aunt Edna dies, when Clark has an outburst while driving, and when they get to walley World and it's closed.
All in all, this is a great comedy movie! Rated "R"- Nudity and Explicit Language
Definately one of my all time favorites

Road Trip!The DVD of the film isn't in wide screen and the sound isn't as good as it could be. The only extras are some production and cast notes and the usual trailer.
Over all it's a great comedy and the best of all the National Lampoon Vacation movies.
The Griswolds are going to Walley World...Basically, Clark(Chevy Chase) plays a family man who wants to take his family to Walley World, America's Favorite Fun Park. Ellen(Beverly D'Angelo) is Clark's sassy wife, and Rusty(Micheal King) and Audrey are their two kids. As always in the Vacation Series, everything goes wrong.
First Clark's car gets crushed by an idiot at the car place. Then on their way through Chicago they get lost and end up in the ghuetto part of town where Clark pays $10 for nothing, and then falls asleep at the wheel and crashes into the motel parking lot. He then does a funny impresion of Alfred Hitchcock's Phsyco by grabbing a banana and heading towards the shower while Ellen's in it, then whips open the curtains and does a knife motion at her with the banana.
They then continue their vacation, and Clark flirts with a notorius blonde chick(Christine Brinkley).
Some other highlites of the movie are when Aunt Edna dies, when Clark has an outburst while driving, and when they get to walley World and it's closed.
All in all, this is a great comedy movie! Rated "R"- Nudity and Explicit Language
Definately one of my all time favorites
With a framing story about a glowing green orb claiming to be the embodiment of all evil, the film shuttles through eight episodic tales of sci-fi adventure, each fueled by some of the most wretched rock music to emerge from the 1980s. The most consistent trademark is an abundance of blood-splattering violence and wet-dream sex, the latter involving a succession of huge-breasted babes who shed their clothes at the drop of a G-string. It's all quite fun in its rampantly brainless desire to fuel the young male libido, and for all its incoherence Heavy Metal remains impressive for the ambitious artistry of its individual segments. Courtesy of producer Ivan Reitman (who'd just scored a hit with Stripes), voice talents include several Canadian veterans of Second City comedy, including John Candy, Harold Ramis, Eugene Levy, and Joe Flaherty. --Jeff Shannon

what a trip
Classic animation, with a hard rockin soundtrackTo fully appreciate Heavy Metal, one has to understand the era it came out in. At the time, most animation, at least what was seen in the US, was frequently of the "family entertainment" variety seen in Saturday morning cartoons and TV commercials. Apart from Ralph Bakshi, most animators were basically shackled by the need to present something that was "rated G". Heavy Metal took the exact opposite route. It was a liberating experience for the animators working on the film to be allowed to draw things they usually weren't allowed. And they got paid to do it, too!
After the opening Soft Landing sequence, we're introduced to the Loc-Nar, a glowing green orb responsible for all the evil that has plagued the universe (or at least, that which has plagued the human race). The various stories contained in the film are told by the Loc-Nar to a young girl, as examples of it's awesome power.
The stories include the film noir homage Harry Canyon, the male "wish fulfillment fantasy" of Den (which demonstrates the versatility of the late John Candy, who voices both Dan, the science nerd who gets transported into an alternate dimension by the Loc-Nar, as well as Den, the Conan/He-Man-esque beefcake that he is magically transformed into), the highly amusing Captain Sternn (trivia: the voice of the prosecutor is done by John Vernon, the actor who portrayed Dean Wormer in Animal House), the EC-esque B-17 (aka Gremlins, which went through so many script revisions, it's a miracle it got finished at all), the bizarrely hilarious So Beautiful And So Dangerous (ok, maybe there's some truth to the juvenilia charges during this segment, but only a corpse could keep from laughing at this piece), and revenge scenario of Taarna (imagine a tougher, sexier version of Xena, only about a decade and a half earlier).
While there IS some element of juvenilia here, it's no worse than any other movie that's been released by any major studio during the last 25 years. In fact, I bet it's a little more cerebral than most of those other movies. Harry Canyon is a rather crafted film noir homage, while some elements of Taarna are clearly patterned on Sergio Leone's spaghetti westerns. And while there are a couple sex scenes and a certain amount of excessive violince in Heavy Metal, again, it's nothing compared to some of the garbage that's shown on cable TV these days. I'd certainly rather watch this than Basic Instinct or No Way Out.
This movie is a classic piece of animation. Yeah, some of it's rough around the edges, but that has a lot to do with Columbia's decision to move up the deadline so they could have the original movie out in time for the summer 81 season. One has to consider the scope of the undertaking, and the relatively short time that was at hand to create it.
Look at the "travelling sequence" during Taarna, where she's shown riding her mount (a sort of large bird creature) over a rolling landscape, and consider that it was done WITHOUT the use of any kind of computer generated work. It's explained in the audio commentary on the rough cut of the film, as well as during the documentary how it was done, and why it didn't quite turn out as planned). No one had ever done anything like that, and it had to all be done by hand.
Really, you can't take this movie too seriously. It's a movie that exists soley to entertain. There's no big message or point to the movie. Just put the DVD in the player, turn out the lights, turn up the volume LOUD, and just enjoy the trip.
It should be noted, that this disc also contains some of the best bonus features I've seen on any DVD. Besides the regular movie, you get a full length "rough cut" of the film, consisting of storyboards, pencil tests, and some completed animation. The only audio for this rough cut (besides the optional audio commentary, by Carl Macek, who also does a completely different commentary for the finished movie) is the dialog. There's long stretches of silence, but it's worth watching, as there's lots of bits of dialog that were cut from the final movie (we learn, for instance, that Katharine, like Den, was also transformed when she was transported to this mysterious alternate universe). It's also interesting to note that the stories weren't always in the order that they were in the final movie.
There's also a half hour documentary with interviews from many of the filmmakers involved in making the film. We finally find out why we see a model of a house blowing up at the end (because they didn't have time to finish the animation for that one bit), and also why Cornelius Cole's Neverwhere Land was cut from the movie (either for reasons of length/continuity, or because Cole didn't finish it in time, depending on exactly which version of the story you wish to believe.
You also get a few minutes of deleted scenes, most notably the above mentioned Neverwhere Land, which was originally supposed to link Captain Sternn and B-17. There's also a few minutes that surround an early version of the framing story (in whence the Loc-Nar was actually the power source of a magical merry-go-round, and the various objects on the merry-go-round related in one way to the stories...ie, there's a taxicab, Taarna's mount, etc...each time the girl takes a ride in a different vehicle on the merry-go-round, she experiences a different story).
And finally, you get all Heavy Metal covers up through 1999, plus various bits of production drawings, cels, etc.
In short, this is a classic film that should be viewed by all fans of animation and/or heavy flicks. Prudes and conservatives who get cranky at the very thought of a movie being ruined by a little too much flesh or blood (and really, there isn't THAT much of either in this film) or a little warped humor (ok, there's PLENTY of that here) are advised to keep away. I just wish they had restored Neverwhere Land to it's original place between Captain Sternn and B-17.
For 70's and 80's fans only!!This classic is for fans of the 70's and 80's generation and truly enjoyed the music from those days. Fans of Heavy Metal magazine will defintely love this also. Today's snobbish teenies need not apply!!


Immensely Entertaining. Great Performances. -And True Too!"Catch Me If You Can" was directed by Stephen Spielberg and, along with Minority Report, signifies a revival of Spielberg's directing talent after fifteen years of mediocre-at-best filmmaking. This film is fairly light fare, but it is immensely entertaining, funny, touching, and impeccably cast. Frank Abagnale, Jr. is a perfect fit for Leonardo DiCaprio, and is probably his best role since "What's Eating Gilbert Grape". Tom Hanks seems to have abandoned his typically saccharine roles this year -much to his credit- and puts in a wonderful performance as sympathetic geeky G-man Carl Hanratty (along with a terrific showing in "Road to Perdition"). Christopher Walken was the only actor to receive an Oscar nomination for "Catch Me If You Can". His performance as Frank Abagnale, Sr., our protagonist's down-and-out father, deserved the honor. Frank Jr.'s awkward combination of admiration and pity for his father seems to have been a key motivator in his illustrious life of crime, and Christopher Walken really helps us understand that.
The real Frank Abagnale, Jr. is a successful security consultant these days, protecting businesses from white collar crime. He cooperated with and bascially likes the film, but is quick to point out that "Catch Me If You Can" is based on his biography of the same name that was written about 25 years ago. Mr. Abagnale says that some aspects of his experiences were exaggerated in that book and some have been altered for the movie as well. Whatever the inaccuracies, Frank Abagnale, Jr.'s immense intelligence, ambition, and guts are the most striking elements of the film. It's the rarity of finding all of these qualities in such abundance in one person that make Frank's character so fascinating, and make him one of cinema's most lovable antiheroes.
I highly recommend "Catch Me If You Can" for its great performances and its extremely entertaining story of an ingenious con man and his noble pursuer...made all the more interesting because the story is largely true.
Making A Dishonest LivingLeonardo DiCaprio portrays Frank Abagnale, a kid from Long Island who ran away from a broken home and worked his way to riches by impersonating everyone from airline pilots to doctors to lawyers and forging checks to the tune of $4 million during a three-year spree in the 1960s. Tom Hanks, reliable as always, portrays Carl Hanratty, the FBI man hot on his trail from coast to coast who eventually tracks him down in France. The process by which DiCaprio is able to manage not only to forge checks but also his own identity is done with considerable wit and humor; and the cat-and-mouse game between him and Hanks closely resembles Hitchcock at his prime.
Spielberg obviously identified with Abagnale and his saga, since the director himself told some pretty tall tails in his youth to break into Hollywood, including lying about his age. As a result, CATCH ME IF YOU CAN, like a lot of Spielberg's work, has a deep personal resonance to it. But Spielberg also devotes time to Hanks' FBI agent's dilligence in pursuing the elusive Abagnale. The film's witty title sequence, made to look like the film itself was actually made in the early 1960s, and John Williams' jazzy score (in the manner of Henry Mancini's great film scores from the 60s), prove to be the icing on the cake.
Long and deliberately paced but never dull, CATCH ME IF YOU CAN is one of the best films of 2002, and yet another great movie in the Spielberg canon.
A great movie, awesome actors!

Immensely Entertaining. Great Performances. -And True Too!"Catch Me If You Can" was directed by Stephen Spielberg and, along with Minority Report, signifies a revival of Spielberg's directing talent after fifteen years of mediocre-at-best filmmaking. This film is fairly light fare, but it is immensely entertaining, funny, touching, and impeccably cast. Frank Abagnale, Jr. is a perfect fit for Leonardo DiCaprio, and is probably his best role since "What's Eating Gilbert Grape". Tom Hanks seems to have abandoned his typically saccharine roles this year -much to his credit- and puts in a wonderful performance as sympathetic geeky G-man Carl Hanratty (along with a terrific showing in "Road to Perdition"). Christopher Walken was the only actor to receive an Oscar nomination for "Catch Me If You Can". His performance as Frank Abagnale, Sr., our protagonist's down-and-out father, deserved the honor. Frank Jr.'s awkward combination of admiration and pity for his father seems to have been a key motivator in his illustrious life of crime, and Christopher Walken really helps us understand that.
The real Frank Abagnale, Jr. is a successful security consultant these days, protecting businesses from white collar crime. He cooperated with and bascially likes the film, but is quick to point out that "Catch Me If You Can" is based on his biography of the same name that was written about 25 years ago. Mr. Abagnale says that some aspects of his experiences were exaggerated in that book and some have been altered for the movie as well. Whatever the inaccuracies, Frank Abagnale, Jr.'s immense intelligence, ambition, and guts are the most striking elements of the film. It's the rarity of finding all of these qualities in such abundance in one person that make Frank's character so fascinating, and make him one of cinema's most lovable antiheroes.
I highly recommend "Catch Me If You Can" for its great performances and its extremely entertaining story of an ingenious con man and his noble pursuer...made all the more interesting because the story is largely true.
Making A Dishonest LivingLeonardo DiCaprio portrays Frank Abagnale, a kid from Long Island who ran away from a broken home and worked his way to riches by impersonating everyone from airline pilots to doctors to lawyers and forging checks to the tune of $4 million during a three-year spree in the 1960s. Tom Hanks, reliable as always, portrays Carl Hanratty, the FBI man hot on his trail from coast to coast who eventually tracks him down in France. The process by which DiCaprio is able to manage not only to forge checks but also his own identity is done with considerable wit and humor; and the cat-and-mouse game between him and Hanks closely resembles Hitchcock at his prime.
Spielberg obviously identified with Abagnale and his saga, since the director himself told some pretty tall tails in his youth to break into Hollywood, including lying about his age. As a result, CATCH ME IF YOU CAN, like a lot of Spielberg's work, has a deep personal resonance to it. But Spielberg also devotes time to Hanks' FBI agent's dilligence in pursuing the elusive Abagnale. The film's witty title sequence, made to look like the film itself was actually made in the early 1960s, and John Williams' jazzy score (in the manner of Henry Mancini's great film scores from the 60s), prove to be the icing on the cake.
Long and deliberately paced but never dull, CATCH ME IF YOU CAN is one of the best films of 2002, and yet another great movie in the Spielberg canon.
A great movie, awesome actors!

The critics are wrong
Yes!
The Original Wag the Dog

The critics are wrong
Yes!
The Original Wag the Dog
STOP - No, it's not an Olivia Newton John video !
It's a bad made for TV movie !
What can I say?
I'm a sucker for movies so bad that they come back around to good again.
This is one of those.
Originally, I watched it on television because it features Alexandra Paul ( of "Baywatch" and "American Flyers" fame ) and I'm a fan, but I must admit that I BOUGHT it because I enjoyed it so much - I just love watching it.
It's about an out of shape ( yeah, first imagine Alexandra Paul, now put her in a bulky sweatshirt, that's what they call out of shape ) woman who finds herself in body building.
There's a whole cooked up story around a competition and her coach/sponsor ( played by Sandahl Bergman, looking very fine, I might add ) but mostly it's just cheesy fun to watch stuff.
It's even a little inspiring.
Good eye candy and if you like Alexandra Paul, you have to see it.
Oh, and for you real Women's Body Building fans, it features Rachel McLish and Lisa Lyons - two greats from the beginning of the sport ( sorry, no Cory Everson ).
Best Regards, turtlex.