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Muscle Beach Party
Released in VHS Tape by East Texas Distribut (31 July, 1995)
MPAA Rating: NR (Not Rated)
Director: William Asher
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Fun in the sun
While I wouldn't consider myself a Frankie & Annette fan, I did order a copy of this movie. It has the kooky fun of a 60's beach flick complete with dancing, singing and some madcap adventures, but I wanted the movie for 2 other reasons. 1) I wanted to get a copy of the big screen debut of 'Little' Stevie Wonder which is a rockin' performance with Dick Dale & the Del Tones. It's fun to see Stevie doing his thing in front of the band, instead of crooning behind a piano. 2) Candy Johnson. You may remember her as the gal who was shaking & quaking with outfits covered in tassles. If Carol Burnett was a go-go dancer, this would be her.

This is a fun movie that makes you yearn for simpler times before the world got so jaded.

The best of the beach movies.
"Muscle Beach Party" is the sharpest and funniest of the "Beach Party" movies. And it's the least dumb. That's saying a lot, really!

The supporting cast is unbeatable--Buddy Hackett, Don Rickles, Peter Lupus (billed as Rock Stevens), Morey Amsterdam, and a last-minute appearance by Peter Lorre (as Lupus' father!).

These were the first screen appearances of Stevie Wonder, who steals the musical portion of the flick, and Lupus, who is quite good as the ego-centered Flex Martian, chief muscleman in Rickles' stable. Why this movie works so well is a mystery, but it does. You could spend your money less wisely.

MUSCLE STUDS A GO-GO!
If you like to see Bodyuilders from years gone by then this tape is right up your alley! See a young Larry Scott (the first Mr. Olympia) flex and pose his Beautiful, Golden body along with about a dozen other hunky Muscle Men. You won't be disappointed when the Beefy Lads come out on the beach and drop the capes they were wearing, exposing their marvelous physiques. Swoon! I first saw this as a kid and it had a MAJOR impact on my young phsyche - I've had a huge crush on Bodybuilders ever since. Let this movie work it's magic on you!


Fat City
Released in VHS Tape by Columbia/Tristar Studios (04 September, 1991)
MPAA Rating: PG (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Director: John Huston
Jeff Bridges stars as an amateur boxer on a brief rise who catches the eye of an aging pugilist (Stacy Keach) heading downward in this 1972 film by John Huston and based on the novel by Leonard Gardner. Keach becomes the younger man's mentor, and the two hit central California's tanktown circuit of small matches for small money, interspersed with visits to smoke-filled bars and hellish gyms. Theirs is a cut-rate dream, all right, but as real and driving--and finally just as punishing--as the mythical black bird itself in Huston's The Maltese Falcon. The cast is outstanding, the cinematography by Conrad Hall stunning, and the climax one of Huston's most painfully memorable. The story is filled out by surrounding detail that never leaves the memory: boxers and trainers who whisper of injuries that could put them out of business for good; a lone fighter who takes a bus into town, bides time in a crummy motel room, takes a beating in the ring, then leaves on the next bus with a few dollars in his pocket. This film helped re-establish Huston's reputation as a major filmmaker. It was followed by the likes of The Man Who Would Be King. --Tom Keogh
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Boring...
I know that this film is supposed to be a masterpiece, but I fail to see how anyone can interpret this film that way. I was surprised to see Jeff Bridges is such a boring film. I found that this film wandered too much in the beginning. I watched the first hour and noted that there was hardly any character or plot development! I found that the movie never really amounted to anything. I believe that this movie is not even worth renting! If someone can explain to me how they could interpret this movie as an excellent one, please feel free to e-mail me with an explaination, otherwise, my feelings towards this movie will stay the same. Addy : joekerrthejoker@hotmail.com

Brutal Reality Brilliantly Portrayed
Stacey Keach and Susan Tyrrell deliver Oscar caliber performance while Jeff Bridges launches a brilliant career in this 1972 epic, one of the best directorial efforts of the storied career of John Huston. Keach and Bridges play fighters trying to make a go of life in the tough world of professional boxing in Stockton, a delta city in Northern California.

Keach, living in a fleabag hotel, meets young Bridges at the local YMCA, where the former professional boxer has gone to work out. After enticing Bridges to spar a little, Keach is astonished when the younger man with the fast moves reveals he has never boxed, either amateur or professional. Keach suggests that Bridges look up his former manager, played by Nick Colasanto, at the Lido Gym.

Colasanto and his trainer, played by former ranked lightweight and welterweight, Art Aragon, waste no time in turning Bridges amateur. After Bridges' first workout Colasanto tells his wife that a good looking, clean cut "white kid" like Bridges should make a good crowd draw.

Keach falls on hard times, getting fired from his fry cook's job, going out early in the morning to work as a picker at nearby farms. He also forms a romantic relationship with hard luck Tyrrell, a heavy drinker, whose live in love, played by former world welterweight champion Curtis Cokes, has gone to jail on an assault charge. The fight was brought on by resentment of his interracial romance with Tyrrell. Meanwhile Keach moves in with Tyrrell.

When Keach, spurred on by Bridges' ring progress, decides to make a comeback, in his sober state he can no longer abide Tyrrell and moves out. When Cokes finishes serving his time he moves back in with her again.

Bridges has his own romantic involvement with Candy Clark. They make love in his car. She tells him she is pregnant and they get married.

Keach gets in shape and wins the first bought of his comeback against a Mexican fighter, played by noted light heavyweight boxer Sixto Rodriguez. What Keach does not know was that his opponent had passed blood in his hotel room and could not hold up to body blows, having been injured in a previous bout. All the same, he needs the money, and so he fights Keach anyway.

When all is said and done Keach, after Colasanto has taken out deductions for expenses such as room and board for his fighter, receives one hundred dollars. Keach becomes incensed, telling Colasanto once more about the time he let him down and, to save two hundred dollars, let him travel to Panama by himself for his most important fight against a local favorite, then ranked fifth in the world. With Keach ahead his cornermen, in an effort to win the bout for the Panamanian, administered cuts over both eyes with razor blades. This resulted in the referee stopping the bout. After that Keach's wife left him and his life spiraled rapidly downhill.

With resentment for Colasanto revived, a sulking Keach hits the skids once more, returning to heavy drinking. At the film's end he sees Bridges after the latter has sought to avoid him. Bridges tells him about his second child, and that he is still fighting professionally. As they sit in the coffee shop Keach gropes for meaning in life, wondering just where he is gone, fearful of how he will turn out.

Leonard Gardner adapted the screenplay from his own novel. Each had the same hard edge as the world he describes. He should know since it was his world. Gardner grew up in Stockton, boxed as an amateur, and wrote the novel while on the bum in Mexico.

Almost the best movie about boxing!
Not the most upbeat film, but absolutely remarkable. A gem from John Huston's later years. The whole cast does a spectacular job here-Stacy Keach, Susan Tyrell, Jeff Bridges and Candy Clark. The feeling this film leaves you with is a rare one and I just love it. An underapprecited masterpiece from a old master.


Spaceballs
Released in VHS Tape by Mgm/Ua Studios (27 May, 1997)
MPAA Rating: PG (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Director: Mel Brooks
Starring: Mel Brooks, Rick Moranis, and John Candy
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The epitome of a Star Wars spoof.
For those who don't know the plot of the movie, here it is. The evil Dark Helmet (Rick Moranis) tries to kidnap Princess Vespa of Druidia and Druidia's air is the ransom (planet Spaceball foolishly squandered their air), so her father, King Roland, hires Lone Starr and his half man half dog sidekick (John Candy) to rescue her. Mel Brooks plays two characters in this movie, the wise little Yogurt and the evil leader of Planet Spaceball, president Skroob.

I personally enjoyed the movie thanks to the comical cleverness of Mel Brooks, but as far as overall movie quality goes (comparing this to movies like "The Green Mile") I think it's only fair to say that it only gets 3 stars (so-so) on that sort of scale, hence my rating. I should also warn all those parents out there that the movie would probably get a PG-13 rating under the current system because of the profanity. Even so, the movie is filled with jokes from start to finish to make one laugh out loud quite a few times. Besides being an obvious spoof on Star Wars, it also lampoons (though in smaller quantities) Star Trek, Planet of the Apes, and Aliens. I recommend this video for those who like comedy and spoofs, and in that area I give it four stars.

One of the best comedies/parodies to come along EVER!
In the genre of UHF with "Weird" Al Yancovic comes this parody of "Star Wars" that is just TOO funny. Guaranteed to get a laugh out of the toughest audience with some of the funniest men and women in comedy. Do yourself a favor some time and rent this one. If it fails to get a chuckle out of you, I suggest you check your pulse! "May the schwartz be with you!"


8th Annual Young Comedians
Released in VHS Tape by United American Video (16 July, 1998)
MPAA Rating: NR (Not Rated)
Starring: John Candy
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stomach pain!
extremely funny and right to the point...i would tell everyone to buy this video.


Blue Thunder
Released in VHS Tape by Columbia/Tristar Studios (30 January, 2001)
MPAA Rating: R (Restricted)
Director: John Badham
Starring: Roy Scheider and Warren Oates
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Top Gun meets the X-Files
"Blue Thunder" is an experimental helicopter designed to be prevent or otherwise deal with any terrorist situation. With its armor plating and rotary cannon, Blue Thunder (a converted Gazelle Helicopter) is no mere observer helicopter. Also equipped with an array of sensors and a computer that can hack into anyting, and an engine silencer and its pilot can sneak the chopper's awesome firepower right up to the enemy before being spotted.

Roy Scheider is Murphy, a police pilot and shell-shocked Viet Nam vet, is given the task of field-testing the new chopper in hopes of getting it in service for the LA Olympics (this movie is circa 1982). Never one to go by the book, and with the help of fellow flyer Lymangood (Dan Stern), Murphy takes the super-chopper on an unauthorized jaunt and discovers the dark secret of Blue Thunder's purpose, uncovering proof of a massive conspiracy to turn LA into a police state governed by a fleet of gunships. When the conspirators - who include a sinister pilot (Malcom McDowell) who was also Murphy's Commander in Vietnam - realize they face exposure, they kill Lyman and set their sites on Murphy. Driven to desperation, Murphy hijacks the machine, stalling for time until his girlfriend (Candy Clarke) can find the proof that Lyman left behind revealing the truth about Blue Thunder. The police and the military pull out every stop to bring Murphy down - missiles, fighters and other choppers. Murphy's solutions are pretty inventive, but you know that these are only previews for the big one - the major dogfight between Scheider and Macdowell over the streets of LA.

Blue Thunder is actually pretty smart, obscured though by how much fun it is. The first half, before we see the super-copter show its moves, is wonderfully paranoid, with an eerie electronic score and wonderfully spastic camera movements (now ruined in countless episodes of NYPD Blue). Schieder and Stern develope this great dialog (mostly ad-libbed) that keeps things flowing, Macdowell is great as the evil Colonel and Warren Oates - though underused - is also excellent as Scheider's boss. The flight-scenes are incredibly choreographed and have yet to be surpassed (after nearly 20 years!?!?).

All in all, a great flick.


Candy Mountain
Released in VHS Tape by Republic Studios (19 September, 1991)
MPAA Rating: R (Restricted)
Directors: Robert Frank and Rudy Wurlitzer
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Quirky Road Trip In Search of the Great Rock Guitar
"Candy Mountain" is a fine film by the great Robert Frank
that combines a minor coming of age theme with a road trip in search
of the elusive and great hermit builder of the world's best electric
guitars. This mythic figure, one Elmore Silk, has moved to rural Cape
Breton and disappeared with his fame and guitars, leaving nothing
behind him. Kevin O'Connor plays the innocent and affectless loser
who takes to the road from NYC, moving steadily north pursuing Elmore
Silk and hoping to return to NYC with one of the lengendary guitars.
At each stop along the way he seems to lose more and more of his
material possessions but keeps moving with a determination that is
fueled by the vague hope of somehow bringing back the Holy Grail. And
cashing in.

Populated with "characters", beautiful
scenery, and a kind of Zen-like rhythm, "Candy Mountain" has
the meandering feel of the journey in which the miles pass, scenes
shift, and not a whole lot happens, but some kind of insight arrives.
Here, the wisdom that seems to emerge is that the road is winding, the
end is not always in sight, the goal may or may not be obtained, but
the trip is worth it. This movie is a small gem that captures the
beckoning and lonely feel of the road that rolls off into the distance
and over the horizon. This also is a movie about and for people who
believe that music is a powerful and important force that touches the
heart and mind in seductive ways. Great Canadian country singer Rita
McNeil makes a brief cameo appearance. The acting is low key, as are
the movie's ultimate aspirations. No deep or sweeping message here,
just a sense of yearning as the miles pass and finally the coast
arrives, and there is nowhere else to go. See this: its offbeat and
likeable and oddly moving.
ΓΏ


Class of '44
Released in VHS Tape by Warner Studios (19 January, 1994)
MPAA Rating: PG (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Director: Paul Bogart
Starring: Gary Grimes and Jerry Houser
Average review score:

Nice Effort For A Sequel
I have yet to see a video store carry this film. I had to catch it on UPN at 2:30am. Like most people, I loved "Summer Of 42" (it even made a cameo in THE SHINING), so I was sure I'd love this one. The story takes place after the boys graduate & Benjy enlists in the army while Oscy & Hermie head off to college. Oscy (Jerry Houser) is his usual horny self, with some great comedy timing. Some of the best scenes are of fraternity hazing. I could not believe the stuff boys had to go through to be accepted (i.e. the olive & the ice block or the bell with the "pull me" card). William Atherton as the fraternity president is at his best and most evil. To be expected, there's a sappy love story involving Hermie (Gary Grimes); but its awkward college romance is very realistic.


Good Idea
Released in VHS Tape by Direct Source Special Products (09 June, 1999)
MPAA Rating: PG (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Director: John Trent
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Silly yet fun!
A great cast including Stefanie Powers, Lloyd Bochner, John Candy, Anthony Newley, Yvonne DeCarlo and Isaac Hayes. Newley's escapades are hilarious and it's fun to see these well known actors in a show before they were famous.


Good Idea
Released in VHS Tape by Direct Source Special Products (09 June, 1999)
MPAA Rating: PG (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Director: John Trent
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Silly yet fun!
A great cast including Stefanie Powers, Lloyd Bochner, John Candy, Anthony Newley, Yvonne DeCarlo and Isaac Hayes. Newley's escapades are hilarious and it's fun to see these well known actors in a show before they were famous.


Good Idea/Find the Lady
Released in VHS Tape by Simitar Video (27 September, 1995)
MPAA Rating: PG (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Director: John Trent
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Silly yet fun!
A great cast including Stefanie Powers, Lloyd Bochner, John Candy, Anthony Newley, Yvonne DeCarlo and Isaac Hayes. Newley's escapades are hilarious and it's fun to see these well known actors in a show before they were famous.


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