Kelly-Preston Movie Reviews


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Still the best Frankenheimer.
"We don't like to inconvience the customer"

View This one...SPORT!
Still the best Frankenheimer.
"We don't like to inconvience the customer"

FINALLY ON DVD-YEAH!!
Secret Admirer
High school crush

FINALLY ON DVD-YEAH!!
Secret Admirer
High school crush

Roberts is Perfect!
Now this is what I'm talking about!!!All in all, a great film. I don't own it, but I just might buy it.


I liked this?The story itself holds a lot of promise and Danny DeVito and Chloe Webb perform spectacularly. The story is a well-woven tale of a family separated at birth.
The twins played by Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito are the product of a Los Alamos experiment to create the most genetically advanced human being ever by mixing the genetics of several of the world's top performers in various professions from sports to science. The egg splits during incubation and all the good genes go into Julius (Arnold) and all the rest of the garbage goes into Vincent (DeVito). Julius is whisked away to a South Pacific paradise where he is given all the love, care, and education he can handle. He is told that his mother had died in childbirth. Vincent, on the other hand, is tossed away to an orphanage and told that his mother had abandoned him. Their mother, played passably by Bonnie Bartlett, was told that both sons died after birth.
The twins set out to find their mother in the hopes of putting the family back together. The main obstacles in their way are Vincent's criminal associates hounding them, the head of the experiment who is unwilling to help them, and their own disbelief in the veracity of the whole broken family story.
The twins complement each other well. Julius is a case of booksmarts, and Vincent is well-schooled in street smarts. Vincent has no faith in others, but Julius shows him how to open himself up to family. It's very touching in certain scenes.
However, two performances were not up to par. The first is Kelly Preston's portrayal of Marnie was bad. We get no sense of her as a real character, only as a sexpot lusting after Julius. She brings no depth to the character of Marnie, and despite her judicious flaunting of her 'talents' she comes across as nothing more than background noise.
Arnold's playing of Julius is likewise flawed, but more because of his lack of experience playing in a non-action movie. His best scenes are when he is lifting, breaking, throwing, or generally doing muscle-work. The portrayal of Julius really suffers when Arnold is trying to emote or appear intellectual. Still, Arnold is doing his best, and this is still one of his first comedic roles, so he gets cut some slack.
I liked this movie when I first saw it years ago. I don't know if I liked it that much when I saw it more recently. Everything seems to be put together well, but something rubbed me the wrong way. I'm giving it 3 stars as my own rating, but I think others may enjoy this movie a lot.
Superb Comedy With Devito & Schwarzenegger !Every thing about the sequences works, from Arnie's naïve wonder with all the new experiences to his ear-phoned airplane accompaniment to "Yackety-Yak". Watching him do something as straightforward as walking down the street in suit coat and Bermuda shorts becomes an exercise in comic genius, with both the scriptwriters and director Ivan Reitman working overtime to create this comic masterpiece. Devito is in rare form, and we find ourselves empathizing with this guy who discovers he came from the throwaway sperm that was used to create his brother, the wunderkind. No wonder his life has been a virtual wallowing in the wastelands! Yet from the first meeting there seems to be an almost magical connection between the twin brothers, and Reitman has scrupulously given us a repertoire of little aspects or facets of each that lend credibility to this idea of a familial bond.
This movie ensured Schwarzenegger's wider appeal to audiences beyond the action and sci-fi genre. Indeed, he repeated the comedic magic a few years later with "Kindergarten Cop", which while not as phenomenal a hit as was "Twins" was also an interesting diversion from what one would ordinarily come to expect from an Arnold epic. Also helping here is a strong supporting cast; including Kelly Preston as Arnie's love interest and Chloe Webb as Devito's enduring girl friend. This is a movie so full of rapid fire comic scenes such as the quick shot at Sylvester Stallone's self-conscious muscle-man pose poster for Rambo II that one recognizes the good-natured jibe at an action-star rival as all in good humor; Arnie and Sly were said to be at odds with each other at the time. And this is a movie the whole family can laugh at, and while there are some adult situations, there is not much blue language or objectionable behavior for a parent to worry about. I can highly recommend this film. Enjoy!
One of the great 80s classics"Twins" is a great movie in every way. It's hilarious, it's got a great plot, it's even got its touchy parts, and best of all, Danny Devito and Arnold Schwarzenegger both do a great job. Whether they're getting into trouble, taking up for each other, or having a great time, they both do a great job and make this movie a classic. Kelly Preston also looks better than ever in this movie. I recommend "Twins" to anybody who likes great movies. It's a true classic.


SMILY-FACE BLACK COMEDY CAN'T DISGUISE THAT IT'S A DUD.Angela Jones (the taxi driver in Pulp Fiction if you recall) is a Columbian in California smitten with murders. She takes up a job as a cleaning maid, not your ordinary maid but with a niche-business company that cleans up messes on crime scenes. On one of those scenes, she meets up with a real psychopath killer -- played with as straight a face as possible by Billy Baldwin -- who likes to hack women for dessert.
Intriguing pretext. Unfortunately, the actual movie while neat in bits and parts, is overall quite a boring fare. Jones, the ever so murky maid, has a grating type of naivette about her which is funny probably to people who like to see their women cutesy and hyper-melodramatic, but is annoying to me.
Not sure why this dud was produced. But sounds like with the likes of Kill Bill Quentin may well be developing a real taste for such gore which, if unsuccessful, can be shrugged off under the garb of "oh, it was a black comedy" or a spoof or some such weak-kneed toss-off.
(P.S. The movie goes by the name of "Fetish" in Japan)
curdled
Thick Blood

Watch it!I cannot recall how many times I have watched my treasured video of this film but I know it never fails to entertain.
I just want to add my voice to those pleading for a DVD release.
RUN ON DVD!!!
Would like to see it on DVD!On my personal top 100 favorite movies list, "Run" comes in at #68. I know what your thinking...68!...that's it! Well considering that there are 1000's of movies out there, to even rank on a top 100 at all is pretty nice, I think.


A Total Bomb from TarantinoThere are some movies that shouldn't have been made. This is one of them. The film starts fine for a Tarantino movie. The usual violence, the psycho who robs a bank, the creatively offbeat dialog, etc. That's all par for the field.
But all that ends when the robbers take hostages and drive down to Mexico. The rest of the movie is an incredibly cheap and predictable sequence of horror-gothic effects and extra-super violence. There are even monsters and vampires that pop out of nowhere and God knows for what purpose.
If you enjoy bloodshed for bloodshed's sake, if you like to watch humans get mutilated for no reason whatsoever, and boringly long sequences of fighting with no plot points, then you are welcomed to watch this movie.
But if not, then stay away from it. Even George Clooney and Harvey Keitel were not enough to save this pure disaster.
A TWISTED TALE OF CRIME AND HORROR
Probably the best horror film to come out of the 90's

A Total Bomb from TarantinoThere are some movies that shouldn't have been made. This is one of them. The film starts fine for a Tarantino movie. The usual violence, the psycho who robs a bank, the creatively offbeat dialog, etc. That's all par for the field.
But all that ends when the robbers take hostages and drive down to Mexico. The rest of the movie is an incredibly cheap and predictable sequence of horror-gothic effects and extra-super violence. There are even monsters and vampires that pop out of nowhere and God knows for what purpose.
If you enjoy bloodshed for bloodshed's sake, if you like to watch humans get mutilated for no reason whatsoever, and boringly long sequences of fighting with no plot points, then you are welcomed to watch this movie.
But if not, then stay away from it. Even George Clooney and Harvey Keitel were not enough to save this pure disaster.
A TWISTED TALE OF CRIME AND HORROR
Probably the best horror film to come out of the 90's