Max-von-Sydow Movie Reviews


Only if you MUST see every Ira Levin film...
Potential Suspense Dissipated by Weak Female LeadSean Young is one of the most beautiful women in films today, and she has been quite memorable and effective in other films (BLADE RUNNER, THE BOOST, and most notably, NO WAY OUT). However, she is simply ineffective as the heroine of A KISS BEFORE DYING; the role calls for her to be driven and obsessed about finding out who murdered her twin sister. Unfortunately, the only "thing" she projects convincingly is disinterest. The success of this film turns on the degree of sympathy and concern we feel for her character. After all, her sister's murderer is really her husband (Matt Dillon, who is indeed effective), and the closer she gets to this revelation, the more danger she's in. But if she can't be bothered to appear interested, why should we? Our emotions are so disengaged that if a giant anvil were to drop out of the sky and land on Sean Young's character, we would simply sit there stone-faced, just like her.
Intense , suspenseful & a surprise ending..Very good movie

Only if you MUST see every Ira Levin film...Watch the 1956 movie that has Robert Wagner, Joanne Woodward, Virginia Leith, and Jeffery Hunter: four stars, an above-average thriller. It follows the book pretty well, and Wagner is menacing. The director does a masterful job with the unspoken elements of character and plot. Good musical score and sets, too.
This one with Matt Dillon and Sean Young? It is "dumbed-down" modern Hollywood tripe, below average. The acting and directing aren't very convincing, either. But mainly this is bad for the same reason the film version of "Sliver" is bad: Levin's brilliant writing is diluted into nonsense. Skip this unless you're a completist.
"A Kiss Before Dying" was already done well in 1956. So, why did they bother with this turkey remake? They could have made a fine film out of another Levin classic thriller, "This Perfect Day," instead!
Potential Suspense Dissipated by Weak Female LeadSean Young is one of the most beautiful women in films today, and she has been quite memorable and effective in other films (BLADE RUNNER, THE BOOST, and most notably, NO WAY OUT). However, she is simply ineffective as the heroine of A KISS BEFORE DYING; the role calls for her to be driven and obsessed about finding out who murdered her twin sister. Unfortunately, the only "thing" she projects convincingly is disinterest. The success of this film turns on the degree of sympathy and concern we feel for her character. After all, her sister's murderer is really her husband (Matt Dillon, who is indeed effective), and the closer she gets to this revelation, the more danger she's in. But if she can't be bothered to appear interested, why should we? Our emotions are so disengaged that if a giant anvil were to drop out of the sky and land on Sean Young's character, we would simply sit there stone-faced, just like her.
Intense , suspenseful & a surprise ending..Very good movie

stevens on stevens
a son's tribute

Poor Remake
Never remake THUNDERBALL again
Why did they bother with this?Good supporting cast includes Klaus Maria Brandauer as a young blonde haired Largo lacking the eye-patch. Still where's Adolfo Celi when we need him? Kim Basinger and Barbara Carrera may not have been the best Bond gals, but are they as always sexy. The best sequences in the film come from an opening war-game teaser, the battle with Lippe at Shrublands, and a great motorcycle chase. At least with Connery in the role the film has some class to it, helped with Kim Basinger and Valerie Leon in the cast. Aside from Connery the best performance comes from Barbara Carrera as the assassin Fatima Blush. She's clever, wicked, and has a love for deadly snakes. What's also missing is the ticking clock element of THUNDERBALL creating the worldwide panic. Thus there is no sense of urgency for Bond to save the world from the A-bomb.
So where does the film stand out? Irvin Kershner hot off the success of THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK brings some class to it with Carrera's Fatima Blush, the Domination video game, Basinger's dancing, the Health Club sequence, and the tango. The real let down is Edward Fox's terrible performance as M and a lousy music score.


Poor Remake
Never remake THUNDERBALL again
Why did they bother with this?Good supporting cast includes Klaus Maria Brandauer as a young blonde haired Largo lacking the eye-patch. Still where's Adolfo Celi when we need him? Kim Basinger and Barbara Carrera may not have been the best Bond gals, but are they as always sexy. The best sequences in the film come from an opening war-game teaser, the battle with Lippe at Shrublands, and a great motorcycle chase. At least with Connery in the role the film has some class to it, helped with Kim Basinger and Valerie Leon in the cast. Aside from Connery the best performance comes from Barbara Carrera as the assassin Fatima Blush. She's clever, wicked, and has a love for deadly snakes. What's also missing is the ticking clock element of THUNDERBALL creating the worldwide panic. Thus there is no sense of urgency for Bond to save the world from the A-bomb.
So where does the film stand out? Irvin Kershner hot off the success of THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK brings some class to it with Carrera's Fatima Blush, the Domination video game, Basinger's dancing, the Health Club sequence, and the tango. The real let down is Edward Fox's terrible performance as M and a lousy music score.


A nice adaption of a great book!
Needing 2.5 stars
It`s not the Best-Stephen King Adapation but It`s Fun.Directed by Fraser Heston (Alaska) made a Entertaining, Often Tongue in Cheek-Black Comedy. Which is Based on the Novel by Stephen King (The Green Mile, Christine, Hearts in Altantis). Screenplay by W.D. Ricther (Invision of the Body Snatchers-1978, Big Trouble in Little China) makes it Clever, Funny and Viciously Genuine Flick. Although before it`s Summer Release in 1993, Needful Things was Heavily Cut to Toned It Down from the Original Three-Hour Cut to a Two Hour Movie for Theatrical Release. The Film Wasn`t a Hit in Theaters, as usual, it did Better on Video. The Movie does have a Good Supporting Cast, Including:Bonnie Bedella, J.T. Walsh (RIP) and Amanda Plummer. The Performances of Sydow and Harris are Fine. Heston made a Special Cut for TBS Superstation-Adding most of his Original Cut for Television (Although, Just Cutting a Few Vulgar Comic Scenes from the Original Theatrical Cut), It`s Runs about Three Hours-Making Much More Sense to It. DVD is the Original Theatrical Release has an sharp anamorphic Widescreen (1.85:1) transfer and an fine Dolby Stereo 2.0 Surround Sound. DVD's only extra is a Trailer. Mostly Fans of Stephen King or Fans of the Actors in the Movie will find this Enjoyable. Watch for Lisa Blount, Which was She was seen very Briefly in the Original Release-In the Television Version, Her Role is much more Extended in the Special T.V. Cut. Also:Watch for Lochlyn Munro (Scary Movie, Unforgiven) in a Small Role as a Police Deputy. Grade:A-.


A farcical adaptation of a great character
Good...until the plot kicks in.
Good ole Fun Action Film

Messy sequel, but still answers questions.
It's HARLDY the worst movie ever made.First things first, I think that one of the reasons so many people walked out of this film during it's theatrical run was due largely to the film's lack of shock sequences. The original EXORCIST was full of them; head spinnings, regurgitations, doing bad things with holy relics. The sequel offered none of the above, not even the occasional cuss word and alot of people were left unsatisfied and angry.
My biggest problem with EXORCIST 2 is in the make-up effects. The original had frightening make-up effects that transformed the innocent beauty of Linda Blair into a hideous creature from hell. Her face was scarred and mutilated, sweaty and slimy, with colourless eyes and chapped lips. Truly terrifying. The make-up in the sequel is too made up, too neat. It doesn't even come close to the same frighening level. Another factor is the voice effects. The demon in EXORCIST 2 sounds like an old woman. It's predessesor used an amplified demonic voice which not only spoke English but also in Latin and in many scenes, there were several overlapping voices, making it seem that Regan was possessed by a legion of demons. The overall effect was as chilling as the nasty visuals. The sequel fails to deliver on that level as well.
Another factor is the silly use of the "synchronizer" machine. All of that mumbo-jumbo about some mysterious machine that is able to hypnotizes 2 individuals at the same time and one is able to see the other person's dreams, blah, blah, blah is simply too over the top unbelievable. I think the film would have worked better had they just resorted to good old fashioned hypnosis.
All of that said, EXORCIST 2 is still a very attractive looking movie. The special effects and cinematography are excellent. Even those who despise the film have commented on the visually stunning set pieces- The sweeping views of the African landscapes; the surreal images of the locusts swarming an impoverished African Village; doves flying over Regan's Penthouse balcony; and last but not least Linda Blair's exquisite and radiant beauty. The film's score is also quite good. As a matter of fact it's quite beautiful, especially Regan's theme. The tune wouldn't leave my mind for several days after I watched the film. I also liked the idea behind Regan's possession- she's some kind of Godsend, a healer who Satan wants destroyed. However on the negative side, the whole scenario is executed to such a ridiculous extent that we end up being annoyed instead of moved by the whole experience.
There are 2 versions of EXORCIST 2. There's the original theatrical version presented on this DVD and there's also a version Boorman released after the films critical attack. The version they ALWAYS showed on TV here in Toronto was the latter and it's the version I'm used to. I personally think it's a definate improvement over the original theatrical release. The alternate opening is included on this DVD but the alternate ending is not which is disappointing because the second ending is far better. Although no less confusing, it's edited to an extent that it flows better and all of the bogus dialogue after the collapse of Regan's former residence is gone. What I found ridiculous about the "original" finale is that you have a house collapse into nothingness, you have a fatal car crash, a fire, a swarm of a million locusts, yet no one on the block seems to notice. The street is absolutely empty. Come on people, not even a " Bertha, what the heck is going on next door??? or "Why did I just see a million angry grasshoppers fly by our window????" Nada. At least the director's final cut ended with Regan's "locust" dance so we don't get a chance to ask all of these relevent questions.
EXORCIST 2 is definately NOT for "original" EXORCIST loyalists because you will only religiously dislike it. However, if you have an open mind and view it solely as entertainment, you might find plenty to like. It offers dazzling visuals, breathtaking scenery and some surreal imagery. Not perfect, but definately NOT THE WORST MOVIE EVER MADE.
Not like the first, but still gets the job done.

Why Does Artisan Entertainment Continue To Mees Up DVD's?
Argento fans rejoice!!!Ok, Ok, it's lightyears behind DEEP RED and SUSPIRIA but hey, it wipes the floor with TRAUMA.
I must say that my reaction to this film was so mixed that I immediately had to watch it again and I'm glad I did. Firstly, if your an Argento-file then you'll be happy to know that the murder scenes are graphic and gory but the film really looses out with it's atrociously dubbed voices and some miscasting in the major roles (Von Sydow excluded). Whilst this can be mainly overlooked, to a point, I also found the killer's identity to be blazingly obviously from my first viewing (something I don't like in an Argento movie) and the silly ending where all is revieled to be both unconvincing and particularly weak (I mean, this is Argento here). Also, whilst the film looks fine (don't expect the hallucination-inducing lighting of SUSPIRIA here), it looks like it was shot by the makers of the german horror/thriller ANATOMIE and not by a master like Argento.
Overall though, this is ten times better than the horribly inept TRAUMA and will satisfy many hungry Argento-files on those dark, rainy nights.
Dario Strikes again!!!Argentophiles Unite! Dario somewhat goes back to his roots here, with his earlier masterpieces, such as "Suspiria", "Profondo Rossa"(aka: Deep Red), etc. Although this one does not achieve the caliber those ones did, it's still a decent movie in it's own right.
It has some touches of his earlier "giallo's", but drags on a little, due to the acting, which is'nt so hot. Except for the great Max Von Sydow, and a decent performance by old-time Argento, and Italian Cinema great, "Gabriele Lavia".
Like I said, the movies a little slow in places, but it will keep you guessing until the end, of who the killer is, or isn't? It is a pretty clever script and contains various twists until the very end.
I'm in the US, and was subjected to the horrible Artisan release of the movie. But soon obtained a region-free, Pal to NTSC format player, at a very good price mind you, from right here at Amazon,then got the UK version from MIA. All I can say is WOW!!. You can't even compare the difference. First of all it's in beautiful Anamorphic Widescreen. Something Artisan said their US release was going to be, but gave us the crap we were sort of subjected to buying instead. It has a decent selection of xtra's, and that's just disc one. Disc 2 has the documentary, "Dario Argento: An Eye For Horror", also in Anamorphic Widescreen.
Buck for buck, I would say, if you live in the US or Canada, try to find a player this is 1) All region. (Although this particular disc is all region anyway, but there are many other titles worth seeking out besides this release that are Region 2) and 2) Scrap this [stuff] from Artisan and get this UK import fro MIA. You'll be glad you did!
I would give the Artisan release 1 star for the presentation of the movie, (pan & scan), and 4 stars for the movie itself.
The UK Import from MIA, I would give an overall 5 stars, which reflects why I gave this 5 stars in my rating of this movie, certainly not for the US release, sorry.
If the Artisan release is your only choice, then get it, just because it's an Argento movie, and that's about it. Otherwise go for the gold and get the UK MIA release. CIAO!!


Why Does Artisan Entertainment Continue To Mees Up DVD's?
Argento fans rejoice!!!Ok, Ok, it's lightyears behind DEEP RED and SUSPIRIA but hey, it wipes the floor with TRAUMA.
I must say that my reaction to this film was so mixed that I immediately had to watch it again and I'm glad I did. Firstly, if your an Argento-file then you'll be happy to know that the murder scenes are graphic and gory but the film really looses out with it's atrociously dubbed voices and some miscasting in the major roles (Von Sydow excluded). Whilst this can be mainly overlooked, to a point, I also found the killer's identity to be blazingly obviously from my first viewing (something I don't like in an Argento movie) and the silly ending where all is revieled to be both unconvincing and particularly weak (I mean, this is Argento here). Also, whilst the film looks fine (don't expect the hallucination-inducing lighting of SUSPIRIA here), it looks like it was shot by the makers of the german horror/thriller ANATOMIE and not by a master like Argento.
Overall though, this is ten times better than the horribly inept TRAUMA and will satisfy many hungry Argento-files on those dark, rainy nights.
Dario Strikes again!!!Argentophiles Unite! Dario somewhat goes back to his roots here, with his earlier masterpieces, such as "Suspiria", "Profondo Rossa"(aka: Deep Red), etc. Although this one does not achieve the caliber those ones did, it's still a decent movie in it's own right.
It has some touches of his earlier "giallo's", but drags on a little, due to the acting, which is'nt so hot. Except for the great Max Von Sydow, and a decent performance by old-time Argento, and Italian Cinema great, "Gabriele Lavia".
Like I said, the movies a little slow in places, but it will keep you guessing until the end, of who the killer is, or isn't? It is a pretty clever script and contains various twists until the very end.
I'm in the US, and was subjected to the horrible Artisan release of the movie. But soon obtained a region-free, Pal to NTSC format player, at a very good price mind you, from right here at Amazon,then got the UK version from MIA. All I can say is WOW!!. You can't even compare the difference. First of all it's in beautiful Anamorphic Widescreen. Something Artisan said their US release was going to be, but gave us the crap we were sort of subjected to buying instead. It has a decent selection of xtra's, and that's just disc one. Disc 2 has the documentary, "Dario Argento: An Eye For Horror", also in Anamorphic Widescreen.
Buck for buck, I would say, if you live in the US or Canada, try to find a player this is 1) All region. (Although this particular disc is all region anyway, but there are many other titles worth seeking out besides this release that are Region 2) and 2) Scrap this [stuff] from Artisan and get this UK import fro MIA. You'll be glad you did!
I would give the Artisan release 1 star for the presentation of the movie, (pan & scan), and 4 stars for the movie itself.
The UK Import from MIA, I would give an overall 5 stars, which reflects why I gave this 5 stars in my rating of this movie, certainly not for the US release, sorry.
If the Artisan release is your only choice, then get it, just because it's an Argento movie, and that's about it. Otherwise go for the gold and get the UK MIA release. CIAO!!
Watch the 1956 movie that has Robert Wagner, Joanne Woodward, Virginia Leith, and Jeffery Hunter: four stars, an above-average thriller. It follows the book pretty well, and Wagner is menacing. The director does a masterful job with the unspoken elements of character and plot. Good musical score and sets, too.
This one with Matt Dillon and Sean Young? It is "dumbed-down" modern Hollywood tripe, below average. The acting and directing aren't very convincing, either. But mainly this is bad for the same reason the film version of "Sliver" is bad: Levin's brilliant writing is diluted into nonsense. Skip this unless you're a completist.
"A Kiss Before Dying" was already done well in 1956. So, why did they bother with this turkey remake? They could have made a fine film out of another Levin classic thriller, "This Perfect Day," instead!