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The Dumbwaiter meets Absolutely Fabulous
Brilliant movie let down by production values
A Masterpiece

too divine, too humanAs a movie, however, this leaves much to be desired. The writing is stilted and tedious, the acting only passable (even by fine actors), and the movie suffers from prophet-worship. Mohammed is portrayed as a disembodied figure and the other actors either stick their faces into the camera for very one-sided conversations or simply announce to each other what the prophet said.
Movies about Moses, David, Jesus, and other religious figures portray their subjects as human, keeping God as the disembodied voice or burning bush or what-not. In this movie Mohammed takes this invisible form, instead of being humanized by an actor, and therefore is equated with God.
If The Ten Commandments had shown Moses-the-disembodied-voice telling Pharaoh to free the slaves, or if films about Jesus portrayed him only as a golden light (the way a recent Disney movie did Mohammed), the producers would have been accused of deifying those characters. It would be better to show the Prophet as a man than to make him the equivalent of the burning bush.
Also, it makes the script very ponderous, difficult for the actors, and quite repititious: "Hey, Mohammed says God said this!" Hey, the Prophet says God said that!" is heard over and over again. The Message would be better served by having Mohammed come to the people directly and telling them what God said, and leave out the middlemen.
The Greatest Movie on Islam & Prophet Muhammad made to date!
Great Movie, Great Cast, Great Story

Excellent acting and scenery as well as good plotline!
The Best Adaption!Tape 2 brings us to face David's adult years in which he falls for his first love. Tape 2 is a wonderful tape and gives us a villan to overcome our fears by.
**************************************************************** This is a very heartwarming tale about love, kindness and the feelings you should give to people who are nice back at you. The cast is very well chosen, the plot is just wonderous and the moral that it gives you is good too. Purchase this video, guys. You'll cherish always.
RECOMMENDATIONS OF MASTERPIECE THEATRE: Moll Flanders, Oliver Twist, 'Upstairs, Downstairs.'
Radcliffe makes the movie!

Quite possibly the most overated film ever
Without question...
Werner Herzog's Epic Masterpiece

Magnificent---With One ExceptionAnd the acting! Kate Reid is simply overpowering as Linda---a role which too often is played subserviently and "mousily." This woman is a survivor, a wife who has devoted her life to her husband quite literally for better or for worse---and this story is about the "worse." Stephen Lang exudes just the right amount of amoral obliviousness as Happy. And John Malkovich, while physically wrong for Biff (especially next to the much beefier Lang), gives a performance of extraordinary anguish and intensity, making the climactic confrontation between son and father almost too painful to watch.
But...this may border on blasphemy, but for me, Dustin Hoffman proves jarringly mediocre as Willy Loman. He struts, he rants, he yells---but he is just never convincing in the part. Every time he moves, it appears "studied": he does not move like a tired old man, he moves like a vigorous young man who has learned to imitate a tired old man. His performance is filled with the kinds of little gestures and tics that Method actors learn from observation, but in this case they are never internalized, never built into a coherent performance. Indeed,this is a performance of "moments," and Hoffman is best in the quiet ones, when he is sitting out on the porch asking his wife if she remembers what things used to be like. At such times, he loses the gimmickry and becomes movingly human. But in the "big scenes," he mistakes volume for power, shrillness for emotion. With a weaker supporting cast, his limitations might not have been quite so noticable. But in the face of the extraordinary actors on view here, Hoffman all but disappears.
It is a serious problem, but Schlondorff's film largely overcomes it through visuals, montage, and the power of the rest of the cast. As it is, this film is not quite a classic, but it comes close. Very highly recommended.
No special effects needed; it's all in the words and actingDustin Hoffman stars as Willie Loman, a fading traveling salesman who has made all the wrong decisions in his life. A young John Malkovich plays his son, Biff, a jobless loser. Steven Lang, is cast as his other son, Happy; Linda Reid plays Willie Loman's wife; and Charles Durning plays his neighbor, Charlie. All have been nominated for a variety of awards and Dustin Hoffman won a Golden Globe for best actor that year.
There is no doubt that this is a play, not a movie by the way it is staged. Flashbacks are achieved, for example, by the character Biff, coming on stage in a High School sweater. The characters often seem to be speaking directly to the audience also. I found all this refreshing after watching so many movies where computerized cinematography and special effects are everything.
This play doesn't need special effects. It is all in the words and the acting. And what fine acting it is! I forgot how good a play can be! Especially one by Arthur Miller. The Director, Volker Shloendorff, made his American debut with this production, his prior experience being only in France and Germany. For drama at its finest, I definitely recommend this video.
A Stunning Realization of Miller's MasterpieceKate Reid gives a strong performance as Linda, Willy's loving and suffering wife. She is vicious in her defense of Willy to her sons, especially at the end, when she orders them to
"get out of this house...get out of my sight." John Malkovich, with his soft-spoken voice and timid manner, might seem unsuited to Biff, the "all-American football hero" -
but I don't think so. To me, Malkovich's halting delivery suggests that Biff is a confused young man who thinks deep thoughts but lacks the education to be able to articulate them well. Malkovich's performance is a revelation in many ways: in the restaurant and final "confrontation" scenes, for example, we sense that Biff now sees Willy realistically for the first time in his life, and is therefore able to act more fairly towards him. The tragedy, of course, is that Willy is still unable to see reality and Biff is unable to MAKE him see it.
Stephen Lang is unobtrusively excellent as Happy, Biff's neglected younger brother. Charles Durning also does an excellent job as Willy's prosperous neighbor, Charley, who has no illusions about Willy (I always laugh when Willy sneaks a look at Charley's cards during the card game scene, and Charley, without a word, turns the cards over so that Willy can see them.). Joseph Polito is fine as Charley's successful son, Bernard. The small roles are all done well, particularly Tom Signorelli as Stanley, the waiter in the restaurant and an old family friend of the Lomans ("Sure, you look...all right."). Schlondorff's direction is great, with so many telling and memorable moments. The hotel-room confrontation between Willy and Biff is affectingly done: Malkovich is touchingly vulnerable, his last cry to Willy of "You fake!" heartrending. The final confrontation between the two was filmed in several "takes," making the viewer feel that he/she is caught right in the middle of a terrifying family argument. Last but not least, the music - especially Willy's idyllic "flute" theme -is very helpful in conveying mood.


If God could do the things we do ...I just finished watching the DVD of "The Stunt Man." It's still a smart, amazing, funny, scary, exhilirating experience. This is what great movie making (and great acting) is all about. Richard Rush's direction, the acting from Peter O'Toole and the rest, the terrific screenplay, the great music ... it's just ... perfect. As fresh now as the day it rolled out of the camera.
It's a shame Rush hasn't been able to make more films, but with this classic to his credit he can rest assured that his place in cinema history is complete. Thanks, Mr. Rush!
And Peter O'Toole ... nothing will top his work in "Lawrence of Arabia," but this comes darned close. Eli Cross is the classic "film director as god." O'Toole makes him more than just a petty movie-set tyrant. Cross is sly, witty, mysterious and all-knowing. He's frightening but fascinating. You wouldn't want to introduce him to your mother but you would want to take him out to dinner just to listen to him spin his stories. When he descends from above in his camera crane you'll begin to think he's god incarnate ... just as the stunt man does.
And the plot? That's what made "The Stunt Man" such a hard sell to the movie studios and what makes it a classic. What is reality and what isn't? Are we in control of our lives or aren't we? How do we know what's really going on and what it all means? Is Eli trying to kill the stunt man or just trying to finish his movie on time?
Anchor Bay's DVD transfer is superb. The "Limited Edition" includes Rush's documentary on the making the film. Don't miss it!
If you've never seen this film, get it FAST and enjoy! If you haven't seen it in a while, rediscover why it's so great.
Amen!
An excellent lost sleeper hit.Directed by Richard Rush (Color of Night, Psych-Out) made a standout, outragerous, dark comedy. Which is unique and it's offers something different for everyone. Winning Performances by Railsback, O'Toole and Hershey. DVD's has an good anamorphic Widescreen (1.85:1) transfer and an fine Dolby Digital 5.1 Expanded Surround Sound. DVD Extras has an induction by the Director, Trailers, Two Deleted Scenes and more. This film recieve three Oscar nominations, which are:Best Actor-O'Toole, Best Adapted Screenplay by Lawrence B. Marcus and Director:Rush, and Best Director. This is a marvelous and unique exercise in meta-cinematic manipulation. This is a great film, which makes Reality and Make-Believe blur. Grade:A.
Lost Classic!

A very funny film, with a messageBut NOTHING will prepare you for the scene in the middle which is shot entirely in the dark. Even if you've had a hint of it from other people, ignore them and laugh your head off. One of the funniest in any movie, ever. Several other scenes and lines are pretty funny, too, like Zack trying to walk and drive after getting a shot from his dentist. Nobody does it better than Ritter.
The film has a message, of sorts, about taking personal responsibility and growing up. The way Blake Edwards tells it, that's not as much fun as it might seem. Still this does not validate the hedonistic lifestyle, and Zack gets his comeuppance in the end.
Whether you're a fan of John Ritter or not, see this film. Not a great movie, but better than most of those you'll rent and forget as soon as the credits roll.
Put the kiddies to bed, dim the lights, bring your bowl of popcorn, and don't let anyone interrupt the scene in the dark. You can clean up the spilled popcorn later...
An Underrated Comedy
Chuckles Galore!

Great 80's Hero/Revenge Story with a tough of love
Should've been on VH1's "I Love The 80's"...
one of my favorite movies of all timethe movie is about a kid named Jamie Henkins who gets killed by a car gang led by Packard. the rest of the gang includes Oggie, who drives my favorite car, Minty, Clint Howard (forgot his character's name) and my two favorites, Skank and Gutterboy.
a new kid suddenly shows up to town named Jake, who is really Jamie in his new form and comes back to take back his love, Keri Johnson.
from here, the action begins. the car the wraith drives, from what i heard, is a Dodge Turbo Interceptor, custom, and awsome! the best car in the movie.
after racing Oggie and Minty and getting his revenge on them, he then runs head on into their warehouse where they kill the lively duo of Skank and the Gutterboy. these two are hilarous and if for not the cars, then these 2 hooligans will keep you watching this film over and over.
Packard, after denying that Jamie, the wraith has come back for him, Packard is confronted by the wraith in a cemetary where Pack sees his own grave! in one last brilliant race, the Wraith and the Turbo race Pack and his corvette. the ending is brilliant. head on crash, ball of fire, just flat out awsome. this movie is awsome!
movie stars Charlie Sheen, Randy Quaid, Clint Howard, and Sherilyn Fenn. great movie.


Two entertaining different movies from the same title.DVD`s has a fine anamorphic Widescreen (1.85:1) Transfer and clear Dolby Digital 2.0 Mono Sound. This has fine running commentary track by director:Steve Miner (Friday the 13th Part 2 & 3, Forever Young), Writer:Ethan Wiley (House 2:The Second Story), Producer:Sean S. Cunningham (Friday the 13th, Jason Goes to Hell:The Final Friday) and Actor:William Katt (Carrie). House was an box office surprise back in 1986. This film has an good tongue in cheek humor and it`s unexpectedly impressive, imaginative and ambitious black comedy for a horror movie. Entertaining film. Grade:A- 25 years ago, Jesse (Arye Gross) parents has been murder by a mystery man. He returns to the house, where his parents were murder with his girlfriend (Lar Park Lincoln) and then his friends Charlie (Johathan Stark) and his girlfriend (Amy Yasbeck) are moving in the house also. Jesse discover, there`s something missing in the house and he find out a missing skull, which it`s worth money. Jesse & Charlie discover the skull could be bury in the cementary of Jesse`s great great grandfather named also Jesse (Royal Dano). Once they dig up his grave, Jesse & Charlie find out his still alive, because of the magical skull. Once Jesse & Charlie bring Jesse`s great great grandfather back to the house. Everything is starting to break loose another people from different dimensions of time, want to take the skull back in thier time. The three have to protect the skull from anothers.
DVD`s has the same Widescreen anamorphic transfer and the sound also for the film. There`s an amusing commentary track from the director:Ethan Wiley and Producer:Sean S. Cunningham. Which is much better in the commentary than the first film. This is well made entertaining film has nothing to do with the first film. Great fun. Grade:B+.
NOTHING BEATS A CLASIC!William Katt plays a writer who is stuggling on a current project. When his aunt passes away, he decides to move into her house, being that it was the same house that he grew up in. It was also the house he lost his little boy in. He's about to find out that moving into the house was a BIG mistake.
Katt realizes the house is haunted and is trying to kill him, sending monsters, ghouls, and killer household applainces after him. But Katt isn't going to surrender that easily. He decides to take the house head on, and hopes to find his lost son.
The picture quality of the movie is fantastic. I did not expect to see so much sharpness and color from such an old film. The sound is also great, even though it's dolby digital mono. It sure doesn't sound mono!
"House" is a classic horror film, and is one of my favorites. Forget about "Scream" and all of those other horror flicks. This is an all time classic, and is a must have for anyone who enjoys scary films. Filled with horror and comedy, "House" is an easy five out of five stars.
Funny/Scary, what's not to like.

Two entertaining different movies from the same title.DVD`s has a fine anamorphic Widescreen (1.85:1) Transfer and clear Dolby Digital 2.0 Mono Sound. This has fine running commentary track by director:Steve Miner (Friday the 13th Part 2 & 3, Forever Young), Writer:Ethan Wiley (House 2:The Second Story), Producer:Sean S. Cunningham (Friday the 13th, Jason Goes to Hell:The Final Friday) and Actor:William Katt (Carrie). House was an box office surprise back in 1986. This film has an good tongue in cheek humor and it`s unexpectedly impressive, imaginative and ambitious black comedy for a horror movie. Entertaining film. Grade:A- 25 years ago, Jesse (Arye Gross) parents has been murder by a mystery man. He returns to the house, where his parents were murder with his girlfriend (Lar Park Lincoln) and then his friends Charlie (Johathan Stark) and his girlfriend (Amy Yasbeck) are moving in the house also. Jesse discover, there`s something missing in the house and he find out a missing skull, which it`s worth money. Jesse & Charlie discover the skull could be bury in the cementary of Jesse`s great great grandfather named also Jesse (Royal Dano). Once they dig up his grave, Jesse & Charlie find out his still alive, because of the magical skull. Once Jesse & Charlie bring Jesse`s great great grandfather back to the house. Everything is starting to break loose another people from different dimensions of time, want to take the skull back in thier time. The three have to protect the skull from anothers.
DVD`s has the same Widescreen anamorphic transfer and the sound also for the film. There`s an amusing commentary track from the director:Ethan Wiley and Producer:Sean S. Cunningham. Which is much better in the commentary than the first film. This is well made entertaining film has nothing to do with the first film. Great fun. Grade:B+.
NOTHING BEATS A CLASIC!William Katt plays a writer who is stuggling on a current project. When his aunt passes away, he decides to move into her house, being that it was the same house that he grew up in. It was also the house he lost his little boy in. He's about to find out that moving into the house was a BIG mistake.
Katt realizes the house is haunted and is trying to kill him, sending monsters, ghouls, and killer household applainces after him. But Katt isn't going to surrender that easily. He decides to take the house head on, and hopes to find his lost son.
The picture quality of the movie is fantastic. I did not expect to see so much sharpness and color from such an old film. The sound is also great, even though it's dolby digital mono. It sure doesn't sound mono!
"House" is a classic horror film, and is one of my favorites. Forget about "Scream" and all of those other horror flicks. This is an all time classic, and is a must have for anyone who enjoys scary films. Filled with horror and comedy, "House" is an easy five out of five stars.
Funny/Scary, what's not to like.