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musical melodrama supreme
Excellent Movie
GOOD GUY BAD GUY???

Very dark, but very funny Scottish filmEssentially the tale of three brothers dealing with the death of their mother & the organising of her funeral, it's really about how the brothers relate to each other & relate to the death of the one bond they shared.
Highly reccomended.
Great Glasgow Experience
One of the best films of the last ten yearsIt's about four Scottish siblings between late teens and late thirties dealing with the death of their mother. Okay, if you happen to be a fan of, say, Kieslowski, you may perk up at this point, but this is not that sort of film. Like "Three Colours: Blue", it never shies away from the pain of grieving. Unlike that film, it also has a completely berserk sense of the ridiculous.
The siblings themselves are the pious elder brother Thomas, his sceptical younger brother Michael, sister Sheila who has cerebral palsy (I don't know if Rosemarie Stephenson, who plays Sheila, actually _has_ cerebral palsy - but whether she does or not, she's truly extraordinary) and hothead college-boy John. The story takes place during the night before the funeral, and the morning of the funeral itself, and it gets going in brutal style with a nasty fight in a pub. It goes on to include a plaster statue of the Virgin Mary being shattered on a church floor, a disastrous attempt to scare someone who happens to be jerking off at the time, the most malevolent bar-owner in cinema history, and a church roof being torn off in a thunderstorm.
"Orphans" is one of the very few films to approach the insanity and awful comedy of grief, the way that messy life insists on intruding upon your own private despair. Mullan's script is ruthlessly truthful, his direction is unfailingly inventive and daring, and the film manages to be the product of a truly unholy schtup between Robert Bresson and the Weitz brothers. The cast is uniformly excellent, with special frond-type things going to the four leads, Douglas Henshall, Gary Lewis, Stephen McCole and Rosemarie Stephenson. It also has a sort-of cameo by Billy Connolly, of all people, as an unseen, absent God.
Filmmaking doesn't get much darker, funnier or wiser than this. Do yourself a favour and check it out.


Not perfect but worth watching
A brilliant production of a much-adapted novelThe strongest aspect of the film is the casting. Helen McCrory's Anna is a rose in full bloom. She is a passionate, red-blooded woman whose steps toward liberation inadvertantly lead onto the tracks. I believed every moment of her performance, and loved the lusciousness she brought to the role. She is no china doll, easily broken, but a woman whose power lies in her resoluteness. "She was magnificent," Constantine says of her to the unconsalable Vronsky at the end of the film. Her tragedy is all the greater because we can see her magnificence. Nothing smaller than a steam engine would be able to destroy the magnificent Anna.
Kevin McKidd as Vronsky is compelling and the most memorable aspect of the film. He is not a weak, vain, or insensitive Vronsky. Unlike other Vronsky's who only seem like plot devices to Anna's tragedy, his Vronsky is almost more tragic than Anna herself. I believe his love for her, his desire to marry her, and his growing frustration that she will not believe or accept his love. He even looks Russian, fair and slightly goggle-eyed, breathtakingly at home in regimental uniforms. Any woman who has ever loved a man in uniform will recognize him immediately, and wish they knew someone with even half his loyalty, heart, and dignity.
I was originally drawn to the production by the actor who is cast as Konstantin, the gruff and merry Douglas Henshall. His Konstantin is not morose and affected, but a sensualist, awkward in polite company, and pure in heart. His adoration for Kitty (played by the lovely Paoloma Baeza, who has appeared in other Masterpiece Theatre productions) is moving and sweet. He adds a much-needed sense of humor to the film.
The moral and inflexible Karenin is played by Stephen Dillane in a brilliant piece of casting. He is portrayed as a decent man, not a monster. Most films of Anna Karenina portray Karenin as a wife beater. Stephen Dillane makes Karenin a sympathetic character. He is not a passionate man, Anna did not marry for love, yet he loves her in his own loyal way, and there is a sense of his waiting in the wings for her eventual return.
This Masterpiece Theatre presentation of Anna Karenina is a brilliant production of a much-adapted novel. A little lengthy in pieces, (and a little bit Anglo in presentation ... this is definitely Anna Karenina a la Victoria) but luscious in its attention to detail and in its portrayal of the complexity of the situations and the characters. One of the better recent Masterpiece Theatre productions, along with Oliver Twist, The Buccanneers, and The Way We Live Now.


ONE OF THE VERY BEST!
This spoof of the wild west is excellent.The movie starts off just like any western with the 'riding into town scene' and one of the funniest moments in the movie occurrs in the first bit of dialouge when the Rumpo Kid (Sid James) has just killed three cowboys that were walking towards him. He then says with an american accent, "I wonder what they wanted." The rest is a wild ride with mix ups, great comedy and adventure.
This would have to be the best costume Carry on next to Carry on Cleo.
This spoof on cowboy movies is great fun

The Original Rocketeer
The original Rocketeer is a blast for serial fans
Excellent!

Good TV Movie.I don't know the name of the child actor who played the boy but the parents are played by David Ogden Stiers from M*A*S*H, and Meredith Baxter Birney from Family Ties.
Not a movie I would want to buy but it would make a good rental or a good movie to watch if it happens to be shown on TV.
Meredith Baxter Gives an Outstanding Performance!
ONE OF THE BEST PSYCHOLOGICAL THRILLERS SINCE MISERY!!The movie starts out nice with Tommy(Billy), Florence, and Charles as one big happy family. Then, Tommy starts snooping around and questions whether or not Florence and Charles are his real parents. Continuously, Tommy has dreams of a playground (known as the kissing place). He pictures himself going down a slide. The more dreams he has, the more the truth reveals.
At last, when Tommy figures out once and for all that they are not his real parents, he takes a stand for running away and finding the kissing place. That did not stop Florence from trying to stop Tommy.
In the end, everyone mangles together to set the truth across. If anyone out there gets the chance to watch this movie, I hope whoever finds it exciting as much as I did!


maverick-point blank
Good Maverick, not the best
The Maverick episode written first and meant as the intro.

Fear vs. Faith
the next voice you hear
STRONG FAITH FROM YESTERYEAR
Myers's true triumph, though, is his turn as the neurotic Dr. Evil, who tends to spout the right cultural reference at exactly the wrong time (referring to his moon base as a "Death Star" with Moon Units Alpha and Zappa--in 1969). Myers teams Dr. Evil with a diminutive clone, Mini-Me (Verne J. Troyer), who soon replaces slacker son Scott Evil (Seth Green) as the apple of the doctor's eye; Myers and Troyer work magic in what could plausibly be one of the year's most affecting (and hysterically funny) love stories. Despite a stellar supporting cast--including a sly Rob Lowe as Robert Wagner's younger self and Mindy Sterling as the forbidding Frau Farbissina--it's basically Myers's show, and he pulls a hat trick by playing a third character, the obese and disgusting Scottish assassin Fat Bastard. Many viewers will reel in disgust at Mr. Bastard's repulsive antics and the scatological bent Myers indulges in, including one showstopper involving coffee and--shudder--a stool sample. Still, Myers's good humor and dead-on cultural references win the day; Austin is one spy who proves he can still shag like a minx. --Mark Englehart

I've Seen These Jokes Before!Everything, from "one million dollars" to a variation of "Shhh!" are re-inacted in this film. Yes, they're "Dr. Evil"-isms--but I personnaly felt that it just wasn't original enough.
I didn't find Austin Powers himself as funny this time, either, as he's adapted to the '90s and doesn't seem as hopelessly lost as he was in the first film.
The best scenes of the movie are, once again, the Dr. Evil segments, particularly the triangular interaction between Dr. Evil, Scott, and Mini-Me.
In short, I like the first movie best of all, and I like "Goldmember" better than this one, too, because I feel that it offers more originality.
By the way, there is a secret "Dr. Evil" menu on this DVD that is not immediately accessable. It took me a while to find it; just go to the "Special Features" menu and watch Austin dance for a while, and after about half a minute or so, the Dr. Evil rocket will come up and bring up the new menu. This includes the Dr. Evil/Mini-Me music videos, the "Canned Ham" special shown on Comedy Central prior to the film's theatrical release, and commentary by Dr. Evil on various '60s spy films.
It's not just me, then...The extra features include just about all of the things you’d expect in a special-collector’s-edition DVD release: There’s twenty minutes worth of deleted scenes, many of which I felt should’ve been put back into the movie. Some of them, though, were alternate versions of other scenes that probably wouldn’t’ve worked as well had they been restored. My personal fave: an alternate ending featuring an intimate moment between the old & young Numbers Two. It has to be seen to be believed!
Also included: a documentary that goes behind-the-scenes and looks back on Austin’s influences, trailers, and of course a feature-length commentary track with star Mike Myers & director Jay Roach. They basically go over how each scene was set up, discuss certain concepts that were considered and/or filmed but were eventually dropped, comparisons to (and inspiration from) other movies in the spy/ladykiller genre, and include a few amusing anecdotes here and there. You know, just a basic, run-of-the-mill commentary track.
Also thrown in are a few tie-in music videos, including Madonna’s ‘Beautiful Stranger’, and an utterly bizarre new rendition of ‘Word Up’ featuring former Spice Girl Mel B decked out as… some kinda space-station-looking thingy with two-foot-long chrome fingernails. Also featured in ‘Word Up’: a bit of movin’ & groovin’ by Mini-Me. But Lenny Kravitz’ rendition of ‘American Woman’ is the best cut, and had the most straightforward visuals of the three videos. Nothing too fancy here, save for the blinking lightup American flag backdrop.
There’s even a few ‘hidden’ things (I think they’re referred to as ‘Easter Eggs’ in the DVD-phile lexicon) I haven’t yet figured out how to uncover. If someone out there reading this would be kind enough to drop me an e-mail explaining how to access these hidden gems, I’d really appreciate it!
‘Late
Smashing baby!Unlike the first movie, Austin Powers takes a backseat to the Dr. Evil and Fat Bastard characters in this film, he is not the funniest character in the movie. Mike Myers really refined his Dr. Evil for this go around and every time he's on screen it's pure sugar in a bag it's so good.
Needless to say, everybody probably knows the Austin Powers films and either loves them or hates them, so I'll talk about the disc itself, and it is phenomenal. Get rid of that pan and scan VHS tape because this baby is in Widescreen! The menus are fully animated with Austin himself and the extras are great, particularly Dr. Evil's secret page. It also includes three music videos, the best of which is Madonna's Beautiful Stranger. And don't even get me started on the deleted scenes because they are the best deleted scenes I have ever seen on any DVD bar none, and most are extremely funny and worthy or remaining in the completed film, which is usually not the case with cut scenes. The disc's commentary also hints that there was hours more footage that the filmmakers were unable to include in the finished film due to length. It's too bad they couldn' t have included all of that in this package. And speaking of the commentary, it's quite good. A little dry when discussing technical details, but Mike Myers always livens it back up.
Bottom line: A must-have for fans.

Myers's true triumph, though, is his turn as the neurotic Dr. Evil, who tends to spout the right cultural reference at exactly the wrong time (referring to his moon base as a "Death Star" with Moon Units Alpha and Zappa--in 1969). Myers teams Dr. Evil with a diminutive clone, Mini-Me (Verne J. Troyer), who soon replaces slacker son Scott Evil (Seth Green) as the apple of the doctor's eye; Myers and Troyer work magic in what could plausibly be one of the year's most affecting (and hysterically funny) love stories. Despite a stellar supporting cast--including a sly Rob Lowe as Robert Wagner's younger self and Mindy Sterling as the forbidding Frau Farbissina--it's basically Myers's show, and he pulls a hat trick by playing a third character, the obese and disgusting Scottish assassin Fat Bastard. Many viewers will reel in disgust at Mr. Bastard's repulsive antics and the scatological bent Myers indulges in, including one showstopper involving coffee and--shudder--a stool sample. Still, Myers's good humor and dead-on cultural references win the day; Austin is one spy who proves he can still shag like a minx. --Mark Englehart

I've Seen These Jokes Before!Everything, from "one million dollars" to a variation of "Shhh!" are re-inacted in this film. Yes, they're "Dr. Evil"-isms--but I personnaly felt that it just wasn't original enough.
I didn't find Austin Powers himself as funny this time, either, as he's adapted to the '90s and doesn't seem as hopelessly lost as he was in the first film.
The best scenes of the movie are, once again, the Dr. Evil segments, particularly the triangular interaction between Dr. Evil, Scott, and Mini-Me.
In short, I like the first movie best of all, and I like "Goldmember" better than this one, too, because I feel that it offers more originality.
By the way, there is a secret "Dr. Evil" menu on this DVD that is not immediately accessable. It took me a while to find it; just go to the "Special Features" menu and watch Austin dance for a while, and after about half a minute or so, the Dr. Evil rocket will come up and bring up the new menu. This includes the Dr. Evil/Mini-Me music videos, the "Canned Ham" special shown on Comedy Central prior to the film's theatrical release, and commentary by Dr. Evil on various '60s spy films.
It's not just me, then...The extra features include just about all of the things you’d expect in a special-collector’s-edition DVD release: There’s twenty minutes worth of deleted scenes, many of which I felt should’ve been put back into the movie. Some of them, though, were alternate versions of other scenes that probably wouldn’t’ve worked as well had they been restored. My personal fave: an alternate ending featuring an intimate moment between the old & young Numbers Two. It has to be seen to be believed!
Also included: a documentary that goes behind-the-scenes and looks back on Austin’s influences, trailers, and of course a feature-length commentary track with star Mike Myers & director Jay Roach. They basically go over how each scene was set up, discuss certain concepts that were considered and/or filmed but were eventually dropped, comparisons to (and inspiration from) other movies in the spy/ladykiller genre, and include a few amusing anecdotes here and there. You know, just a basic, run-of-the-mill commentary track.
Also thrown in are a few tie-in music videos, including Madonna’s ‘Beautiful Stranger’, and an utterly bizarre new rendition of ‘Word Up’ featuring former Spice Girl Mel B decked out as… some kinda space-station-looking thingy with two-foot-long chrome fingernails. Also featured in ‘Word Up’: a bit of movin’ & groovin’ by Mini-Me. But Lenny Kravitz’ rendition of ‘American Woman’ is the best cut, and had the most straightforward visuals of the three videos. Nothing too fancy here, save for the blinking lightup American flag backdrop.
There’s even a few ‘hidden’ things (I think they’re referred to as ‘Easter Eggs’ in the DVD-phile lexicon) I haven’t yet figured out how to uncover. If someone out there reading this would be kind enough to drop me an e-mail explaining how to access these hidden gems, I’d really appreciate it!
‘Late
Smashing baby!Unlike the first movie, Austin Powers takes a backseat to the Dr. Evil and Fat Bastard characters in this film, he is not the funniest character in the movie. Mike Myers really refined his Dr. Evil for this go around and every time he's on screen it's pure sugar in a bag it's so good.
Needless to say, everybody probably knows the Austin Powers films and either loves them or hates them, so I'll talk about the disc itself, and it is phenomenal. Get rid of that pan and scan VHS tape because this baby is in Widescreen! The menus are fully animated with Austin himself and the extras are great, particularly Dr. Evil's secret page. It also includes three music videos, the best of which is Madonna's Beautiful Stranger. And don't even get me started on the deleted scenes because they are the best deleted scenes I have ever seen on any DVD bar none, and most are extremely funny and worthy or remaining in the completed film, which is usually not the case with cut scenes. The disc's commentary also hints that there was hours more footage that the filmmakers were unable to include in the finished film due to length. It's too bad they couldn' t have included all of that in this package. And speaking of the commentary, it's quite good. A little dry when discussing technical details, but Mike Myers always livens it back up.
Bottom line: A must-have for fans.
Ann Blyth (ROSE MARIE, KISMET), and Paul Newman (CAT ON A HOT TIN ROOF, TORN CURTAIN) make for an electrifying screen couple. The story of Helen Morgan is given a reverent re-telling with an intelligent if overly-sentimental script. Helen Morgan is perhaps best-known for creating the role of Julie LaVerne in the original Ziegfeld production of "Show Boat".
Ann Blyth's vocals were dubbed here by Gogi Grant. The supporting cast includes Richard Carlson, Gene Evans, Alan King and Cara Williams.
Directed by Michael Curtiz.