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lamebrained remake
Not too excitingThe performance which I thought was good was Albert Brooks (I'm sorry, Douglas does not belong in comedy roles... when will Hollywood learn). He was fun to watch as a neurotic foot doctor learning how to live more fully thanks to the life style of Michael Douglas' character.
In the end, I would not recommend this movie. I'm sure I could have been doing something more productive during the length of this movie... like housework.
"I'm going to Paris with Barbra Streisand!"

lamebrained remake"The In-Laws" makes the mistake common to so many "madcap" comedies: it believes that by keeping the action moving along at a breakneck pace, we somehow won't notice that there really isn't anything all that terribly funny going on. The film could have been a riotous take-off on inter-familial complications (like "Meet the Parents"), but instead it degenerates into an anachronistic and wearying spy-spoof with the characters forced again and again into ridiculous and preposterous slapstick situations. The actors do their best under the circumstances, but the non-stop, frantic dithering on the part of both Douglas and Brooks becomes rather tiring after awhile.
This is one wedding you will definitely not want to attend.
Not too excitingThe performance which I thought was good was Albert Brooks (I'm sorry, Douglas does not belong in comedy roles... when will Hollywood learn). He was fun to watch as a neurotic foot doctor learning how to live more fully thanks to the life style of Michael Douglas' character.
In the end, I would not recommend this movie. I'm sure I could have been doing something more productive during the length of this movie... like housework.
"I'm going to Paris with Barbra Streisand!"

Cliched, Indulgent, depressingIt is not a comedy - it is bleak and depressing. It is also cliched and indulgent. Many fragmented plot lines, no real story. The only characters I found to be tolerable where the two women of the family. The men seemed so one-dimensional, boorish and grating, there was little story to tell or little I even wanted to know about them. Even the women fit into the "long-suffering wife" cliche, which I found ridiculous.
Also, as with the movie "About Schmidt (also erroneously advertised as a comedy - WHY?)," I didn't realize this movie was about family dynamics and the loss of a family member (at least as one of its many half-explored subplots). I recently lost a parent and wish I had never watched either of these films so soon after. If I had known before renting them, I wouldn't have. So, you should know. I felt both were a cliched, superficial and disrespectfully (though I'm sure unintentionally) callous regarding the experience of losing a parent. Took me a couple of days after to "recover" from the films. Someone suggested that this is a great film for the holidays. It defininitely is NOT if you recently have gone through this sort of loss. Beware.
I stopped watching about 2/3 of the way through, something I rarely do, even with a film I don't particularly like.
it is OK, that is allIt is about dysfunctional families trying to figure out their lives together. This is a bad attempt to do what Woody Allen has mastered. Complete with being set in New York with jazzy music at the end. Ho hum.
Some of the storylines are interesting -- Asher (Cameron) is a screw-up at college and he likes this preppy girl who you know likes him because she calls him "a monkey smeared in his own feces" when she first sees him. A lot of this character's slang seem to be from the 1980s. Who says anything is "awesome" anymore? I haven't heard that term used since 1985 (except in movies like this).
The younger son (Rory Culkin) has probelms with the upcoming 6th grade dance. I think they should have had more kids in this family -- like Kieran and Macauley Culkin could have played brothers here too. That would have been cool!
A lot of the storylines are so disjointed and they seem to be dropped and then inadvertently picked up again. Like Alex (Michael Douglas) trying to help a poor Latina woman whose building has been without heat and hot water for 3 months. I wuld think that would be important, but it is just barely touched upon.
A good one for the holidays....While the film may not be all that memorable it is fun while it lasts. Kirk Douglas gives an amazing performance even as he struggles with his speech. Michael's son, Cameron, who has the whole hip idiot thing down, also impressed me. All in all, the film is definitely worth a watch around the holidays. It's just that type of movie that reminds you that everyone's family is a little off sometimes but in the end family is family.
C


TERRIBLE
DUD-ley?Its just NOT funny..
But then again, I would think maybe a few kids MIGHT think this is funny . However whats REALLY sad here is this could have been a gem of a film with better jokes,and better production!
One of the funniest mediocre movies I've ever seenThat said, I got a blast out of this movie. This is not an intelligent movie, this is a fun movie. I love it's randomness: From miniature golf to indians with New York accents, you're never sure where the laughs are going to strike next. I nearly died during the "training" scene.
All the actors turn in good performances, but kudos go to Eric Idle for taking a slightly stereotypical character and making him not so and also I must give praise to Alfred Molina for producing one of the funniest comical scene chewing villains I have ever seen.
Intelligent this aint. Fun it is. Safe for the whole family.


TERRIBLE
DUD-ley?Its just NOT funny..
But then again, I would think maybe a few kids MIGHT think this is funny . However whats REALLY sad here is this could have been a gem of a film with better jokes,and better production!
One of the funniest mediocre movies I've ever seenThat said, I got a blast out of this movie. This is not an intelligent movie, this is a fun movie. I love it's randomness: From miniature golf to indians with New York accents, you're never sure where the laughs are going to strike next. I nearly died during the "training" scene.
All the actors turn in good performances, but kudos go to Eric Idle for taking a slightly stereotypical character and making him not so and also I must give praise to Alfred Molina for producing one of the funniest comical scene chewing villains I have ever seen.
Intelligent this aint. Fun it is. Safe for the whole family.


TERRIBLE
DUD-ley?Its just NOT funny..
But then again, I would think maybe a few kids MIGHT think this is funny . However whats REALLY sad here is this could have been a gem of a film with better jokes,and better production!
One of the funniest mediocre movies I've ever seenThat said, I got a blast out of this movie. This is not an intelligent movie, this is a fun movie. I love it's randomness: From miniature golf to indians with New York accents, you're never sure where the laughs are going to strike next. I nearly died during the "training" scene.
All the actors turn in good performances, but kudos go to Eric Idle for taking a slightly stereotypical character and making him not so and also I must give praise to Alfred Molina for producing one of the funniest comical scene chewing villains I have ever seen.
Intelligent this aint. Fun it is. Safe for the whole family.


TERRIBLE
DUD-ley?Its just NOT funny..
But then again, I would think maybe a few kids MIGHT think this is funny . However whats REALLY sad here is this could have been a gem of a film with better jokes,and better production!
One of the funniest mediocre movies I've ever seenThat said, I got a blast out of this movie. This is not an intelligent movie, this is a fun movie. I love it's randomness: From miniature golf to indians with New York accents, you're never sure where the laughs are going to strike next. I nearly died during the "training" scene.
All the actors turn in good performances, but kudos go to Eric Idle for taking a slightly stereotypical character and making him not so and also I must give praise to Alfred Molina for producing one of the funniest comical scene chewing villains I have ever seen.
Intelligent this aint. Fun it is. Safe for the whole family.


Better Could Be
A "Dead" Movie That Doesn't Go Out With A "Bang"Cop Don Johnson goes after a group of neo-Nazis.
"Dead Bang" is one of Frankenheimer's more inferior movies. As a Frankenheimer film, "Dead Bang" isn't as poor as "99 and 44/100% Dead" and "The Holcroft Covenant" but that isn't saying a whole lot; Frankenheimer hasn't made one great movie since "Black Sunday." This film came out during the last season of Don Johnson's TV show "Miami Vice" and Johnson basically just plays Sonny Crockett on the big screen. "Dead Bang" has a few good action sequences but this one element can't save the film. The film isn't particularly exciting or interesting. In one particularly crude and unnecessary sequence, a cop is shown vomiting on a suspect.
Like William Friedkin and Brian DePalma, Frankenheimer is a once great director who lost his edge. I am sad that the director of such brilliant movies as "The Manchurian Candidate" and "The Birdman of Alcatraz" has fallen to making crass movies like "Dead Bang."
"Dead Bang" is nothing more than a foul-mouthed and forgettable action movie. The film is only for big Don Johnson fans and those who merely want to see violent action.
DECENT ACTION FLICKIT IS A RIVETING CHARACTER STUDY OF WHAT THIS JOB CAN DO TO A MAN, HIS MARRIAGE, HIS KIDS AND HIS PSYCHE.
DON JOHNSON DOES AN EXCELLENT JOB OF PLAYING THE MORBID, BURNT OUT COP ON THE EDGE. HE'S DRINKING EXCESSIVELY, GOING THROUGH A BITTER CUSTODY BATTLE WITH HIS EX, LIVING IN A DUMP AND BREAKING EVERY RULE IN THE BOOK TO GET A NEO-NAZI MANIAC WHO KILLED A DISTANT POLICE CAMPADRE.
THE ONE OBVIOUS FLAW IN THE FILM IS THE TOTALLY PROCEDURALLY INCORRECT WAY THE VICTIM OFFICER APPROACHES AN ARMED ROBBERY/MURDER SUSPECT. ANY REAL COP WATCHING THE SHOW WILL BE TEMPTED TO HIT THE 'STOP' BUTTON ON THE V.C.R. THERE. BUT IF YOU CAN WADE PAST THIS NONSESICAL SCENE ITS A PRETTY DECENT FLICK.
JOHNSON SHINES IN A MEMORABLE SCENE WHERE HE IS ORDERED TO UNDERGO PSYCHOLOGICAL COUSELING DUE TO HIS ERRATIC BEHAVIOUR.
AS THE PENCIL NECKED ANALYST'S EGO IS STEPPED ON HE PREPARES TO END THE SESSION 'RUSHING TO JUDGEMENT' ON THE VETERAN OFFICER'S
MENTAL STATE. JOHNSON'S 'BECK' USES SOME PURSUASIVE PSYCO BABBLE OF HIS OWN TO DETER THE COUSELOR FROM ENDING HIS 'BECKS' CAREER.
IT IS A GREAT SCENE AND THE HIGHLIGHT OF THE FILM.
THE THING THAT MAKES THIS CHARACTER DIFFERENT FROM 'SONNY CROCKETT' OR 'NASH BRIDGES' IS THE REALNESS OF THE GUY. HE DOESNT SPOUT POLITICALLY CORRECT ONE LINERS. HE DOESNT WEAR FASHIONS THAT NO REAL COP COULD EVER AFFORD, AND HIS LIFE IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF GLAMOROUS.
CRITICS AND AUDIENCES ALIKE WERE QUICK TO LAMBAST THIS MOVIE WHEN IT PREMEIRED IN EARLY 1989 BECAUSE IT DOESNT HAVE A SUPER HERO MAIN CHARACTER WHO JUMPS OFF OF BUILDINGS OR DRIVES A FLASHY CAR. AND THAT IS JUST THE REASON IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN PRAISED. IT HAD THE GUTS TO BE DIFFERENT!
THE ACTION SCENES ARE WELL ORCHESTRATED WITH JOHNSON ACTUALLY LOOKING 'PUMPED' AS HE ATTEMPTS TO SURVIVE THE SHOOTOUTS.
NO, 'DEAD BANG' IS NOT A TIMELESS CLASSIC, BUT IT WORKS WELL AS A DRAMATIC ACTION PLAY WITH A FLAWED BUT VERY INTERESTING PROTAGONIST.


Better Could Be
A "Dead" Movie That Doesn't Go Out With A "Bang"Cop Don Johnson goes after a group of neo-Nazis.
"Dead Bang" is one of Frankenheimer's more inferior movies. As a Frankenheimer film, "Dead Bang" isn't as poor as "99 and 44/100% Dead" and "The Holcroft Covenant" but that isn't saying a whole lot; Frankenheimer hasn't made one great movie since "Black Sunday." This film came out during the last season of Don Johnson's TV show "Miami Vice" and Johnson basically just plays Sonny Crockett on the big screen. "Dead Bang" has a few good action sequences but this one element can't save the film. The film isn't particularly exciting or interesting. In one particularly crude and unnecessary sequence, a cop is shown vomiting on a suspect.
Like William Friedkin and Brian DePalma, Frankenheimer is a once great director who lost his edge. I am sad that the director of such brilliant movies as "The Manchurian Candidate" and "The Birdman of Alcatraz" has fallen to making crass movies like "Dead Bang."
"Dead Bang" is nothing more than a foul-mouthed and forgettable action movie. The film is only for big Don Johnson fans and those who merely want to see violent action.
DECENT ACTION FLICKIT IS A RIVETING CHARACTER STUDY OF WHAT THIS JOB CAN DO TO A MAN, HIS MARRIAGE, HIS KIDS AND HIS PSYCHE.
DON JOHNSON DOES AN EXCELLENT JOB OF PLAYING THE MORBID, BURNT OUT COP ON THE EDGE. HE'S DRINKING EXCESSIVELY, GOING THROUGH A BITTER CUSTODY BATTLE WITH HIS EX, LIVING IN A DUMP AND BREAKING EVERY RULE IN THE BOOK TO GET A NEO-NAZI MANIAC WHO KILLED A DISTANT POLICE CAMPADRE.
THE ONE OBVIOUS FLAW IN THE FILM IS THE TOTALLY PROCEDURALLY INCORRECT WAY THE VICTIM OFFICER APPROACHES AN ARMED ROBBERY/MURDER SUSPECT. ANY REAL COP WATCHING THE SHOW WILL BE TEMPTED TO HIT THE 'STOP' BUTTON ON THE V.C.R. THERE. BUT IF YOU CAN WADE PAST THIS NONSESICAL SCENE ITS A PRETTY DECENT FLICK.
JOHNSON SHINES IN A MEMORABLE SCENE WHERE HE IS ORDERED TO UNDERGO PSYCHOLOGICAL COUSELING DUE TO HIS ERRATIC BEHAVIOUR.
AS THE PENCIL NECKED ANALYST'S EGO IS STEPPED ON HE PREPARES TO END THE SESSION 'RUSHING TO JUDGEMENT' ON THE VETERAN OFFICER'S
MENTAL STATE. JOHNSON'S 'BECK' USES SOME PURSUASIVE PSYCO BABBLE OF HIS OWN TO DETER THE COUSELOR FROM ENDING HIS 'BECKS' CAREER.
IT IS A GREAT SCENE AND THE HIGHLIGHT OF THE FILM.
THE THING THAT MAKES THIS CHARACTER DIFFERENT FROM 'SONNY CROCKETT' OR 'NASH BRIDGES' IS THE REALNESS OF THE GUY. HE DOESNT SPOUT POLITICALLY CORRECT ONE LINERS. HE DOESNT WEAR FASHIONS THAT NO REAL COP COULD EVER AFFORD, AND HIS LIFE IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF GLAMOROUS.
CRITICS AND AUDIENCES ALIKE WERE QUICK TO LAMBAST THIS MOVIE WHEN IT PREMEIRED IN EARLY 1989 BECAUSE IT DOESNT HAVE A SUPER HERO MAIN CHARACTER WHO JUMPS OFF OF BUILDINGS OR DRIVES A FLASHY CAR. AND THAT IS JUST THE REASON IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN PRAISED. IT HAD THE GUTS TO BE DIFFERENT!
THE ACTION SCENES ARE WELL ORCHESTRATED WITH JOHNSON ACTUALLY LOOKING 'PUMPED' AS HE ATTEMPTS TO SURVIVE THE SHOOTOUTS.
NO, 'DEAD BANG' IS NOT A TIMELESS CLASSIC, BUT IT WORKS WELL AS A DRAMATIC ACTION PLAY WITH A FLAWED BUT VERY INTERESTING PROTAGONIST.


Better Could Be
A "Dead" Movie That Doesn't Go Out With A "Bang"Cop Don Johnson goes after a group of neo-Nazis.
"Dead Bang" is one of Frankenheimer's more inferior movies. As a Frankenheimer film, "Dead Bang" isn't as poor as "99 and 44/100% Dead" and "The Holcroft Covenant" but that isn't saying a whole lot; Frankenheimer hasn't made one great movie since "Black Sunday." This film came out during the last season of Don Johnson's TV show "Miami Vice" and Johnson basically just plays Sonny Crockett on the big screen. "Dead Bang" has a few good action sequences but this one element can't save the film. The film isn't particularly exciting or interesting. In one particularly crude and unnecessary sequence, a cop is shown vomiting on a suspect.
Like William Friedkin and Brian DePalma, Frankenheimer is a once great director who lost his edge. I am sad that the director of such brilliant movies as "The Manchurian Candidate" and "The Birdman of Alcatraz" has fallen to making crass movies like "Dead Bang."
"Dead Bang" is nothing more than a foul-mouthed and forgettable action movie. The film is only for big Don Johnson fans and those who merely want to see violent action.
DECENT ACTION FLICKIT IS A RIVETING CHARACTER STUDY OF WHAT THIS JOB CAN DO TO A MAN, HIS MARRIAGE, HIS KIDS AND HIS PSYCHE.
DON JOHNSON DOES AN EXCELLENT JOB OF PLAYING THE MORBID, BURNT OUT COP ON THE EDGE. HE'S DRINKING EXCESSIVELY, GOING THROUGH A BITTER CUSTODY BATTLE WITH HIS EX, LIVING IN A DUMP AND BREAKING EVERY RULE IN THE BOOK TO GET A NEO-NAZI MANIAC WHO KILLED A DISTANT POLICE CAMPADRE.
THE ONE OBVIOUS FLAW IN THE FILM IS THE TOTALLY PROCEDURALLY INCORRECT WAY THE VICTIM OFFICER APPROACHES AN ARMED ROBBERY/MURDER SUSPECT. ANY REAL COP WATCHING THE SHOW WILL BE TEMPTED TO HIT THE 'STOP' BUTTON ON THE V.C.R. THERE. BUT IF YOU CAN WADE PAST THIS NONSESICAL SCENE ITS A PRETTY DECENT FLICK.
JOHNSON SHINES IN A MEMORABLE SCENE WHERE HE IS ORDERED TO UNDERGO PSYCHOLOGICAL COUSELING DUE TO HIS ERRATIC BEHAVIOUR.
AS THE PENCIL NECKED ANALYST'S EGO IS STEPPED ON HE PREPARES TO END THE SESSION 'RUSHING TO JUDGEMENT' ON THE VETERAN OFFICER'S
MENTAL STATE. JOHNSON'S 'BECK' USES SOME PURSUASIVE PSYCO BABBLE OF HIS OWN TO DETER THE COUSELOR FROM ENDING HIS 'BECKS' CAREER.
IT IS A GREAT SCENE AND THE HIGHLIGHT OF THE FILM.
THE THING THAT MAKES THIS CHARACTER DIFFERENT FROM 'SONNY CROCKETT' OR 'NASH BRIDGES' IS THE REALNESS OF THE GUY. HE DOESNT SPOUT POLITICALLY CORRECT ONE LINERS. HE DOESNT WEAR FASHIONS THAT NO REAL COP COULD EVER AFFORD, AND HIS LIFE IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF GLAMOROUS.
CRITICS AND AUDIENCES ALIKE WERE QUICK TO LAMBAST THIS MOVIE WHEN IT PREMEIRED IN EARLY 1989 BECAUSE IT DOESNT HAVE A SUPER HERO MAIN CHARACTER WHO JUMPS OFF OF BUILDINGS OR DRIVES A FLASHY CAR. AND THAT IS JUST THE REASON IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN PRAISED. IT HAD THE GUTS TO BE DIFFERENT!
THE ACTION SCENES ARE WELL ORCHESTRATED WITH JOHNSON ACTUALLY LOOKING 'PUMPED' AS HE ATTEMPTS TO SURVIVE THE SHOOTOUTS.
NO, 'DEAD BANG' IS NOT A TIMELESS CLASSIC, BUT IT WORKS WELL AS A DRAMATIC ACTION PLAY WITH A FLAWED BUT VERY INTERESTING PROTAGONIST.
"The In-Laws" makes the mistake common to so many "madcap" comedies: it believes that by keeping the action moving along at a breakneck pace, we somehow won't notice that there really isn't anything all that terribly funny going on. The film could have been a riotous take-off on inter-familial complications (like "Meet the Parents"), but instead it degenerates into an anachronistic and wearying spy-spoof with the characters forced again and again into ridiculous and preposterous slapstick situations. The actors do their best under the circumstances, but the non-stop, frantic dithering on the part of both Douglas and Brooks becomes rather tiring after awhile.
This is one wedding you will definitely not want to attend.