Paul-Anderson Movie Reviews

Sunset Grill Nude scenes from three different women: Lori Singer, Alexandra Paul, Sandra Wild. All three actresses got naked, but in the case of Paul and Singer, the scenes were cut tastefully to avoid pubic exposure. In fact, Singer got up from one energetic love scene where the lovers were obviously in the later stages of intercourse, the director cut away too slowly, and you could see that she was wearing a thong!

As for the movie, well, let me tell you. In the Olympics they won't let a 150 pound man wrestle against a 170 pound man because it just isn't a fair match. But in the movies, one drunken stumblebum private eye armed with a BB gun can overcome all of the following:

1. Several corrupt INS officials

2. The Mexican border federales.

3. The world's richest man and several doctors, who are running a scam to use illegal immigrants as unwilling heart and liver donors.

4. The world's richest man's connections, which "go so high up the ladder God can't see the top"

5. Thugs who look like a cross between Dolph Lundgren and Andre the Giant, and are better armed than the Iraqi army.

6. Treacherous girlfriends.

7. Incompetent associates.

8. Sarcastic bartenders.

Very realistic movie.

Stacy Keach plays, or maybe I should say overplays, the world's richest man, and he says that ripping hearts out of living victims is OK because:

* They are doing it for a good cause, to give the gift of life to senior members of the Republican Party and other equally important members of society.

* The Aztecs did it, and these victims are descended from the Aztecs, so they are culturally prepared for it.

OK, fair enough. I was having some problem with it, but then when he explained the Aztec thing, I could relate to it.

I decided to go ahead and give the film the 1 star it deserves, but anyone who is an afficianado of bad cinema will love this movie. The talented cast never seems to realize what unholy crap they're in. And the story gets steadily more unbelievable until the final, bust-a-gut climax. Personally, I'm looking forward to this being released on DVD...

It is unbelievable that a movie this poor could be made in 1997. Quite possibly the worst movie I have ever seen, right up there with the Jackel and Mafia!, this movie is an embarrasment for the fine group of actors who opted to take these rolls. A ridiculous plot that is easy to figure out from the beginning doesn't help things and the "action" sequences are nothing more than Sheen running from a trained assassin who couldn't hit the broad side of a barn with his oversized pistol and cheesy RC chopper. Before watching this movie, flip through your channels on TV and find a color striped test scene or even black and white fuzz. Watch this for 5-10 minutes and then realize this is better than Shadow Conspiracy.

I thought this movie was really good!!! The actors did a great job. Charlie Sheen was awsome! It is worth your time. And don't you just love the name!

Get your head chopped off before watching this movie. It will help.

I have always been a cheezy movie fan, and even I couldn't sit though this painful attempt at a movie. I rented it by accident, and had watched it w/ the hopes that it would get better & wouldn't be a waste of money, but to no hope. It's so awful that amazon shouldn't even sell it-it might taint the other movies.

Well, maybe not Mars, but some sort of mutant/alien/supernatural creature/force/entity needs women. For what, we don't know, nor do we ever learn. Nor do we (somewhat surprisingly) get the expected exploding alien-baby from the body (a la Alien, Humanoids from the Deep, and a dozen others you could probably rattle off if you thought about it).

There's really not much to this film. It doesn't even have a lot of camp value. There is some, though: The breeders only take virgins and somehow in the midst of the metropolis (New York), all the female actors, from the teen dancer/ingenue to the 30-something doctor to the 60+ bag lady are all virgins.

But ultimately there's not much =there= there. The 1980 "Humanoids From The Deep" has a similar plot and a lot more camp value (and Doug McClure) if you're looking for something like this.

Get your head chopped off before watching this movie. It will help.

I have always been a cheezy movie fan, and even I couldn't sit though this painful attempt at a movie. I rented it by accident, and had watched it w/ the hopes that it would get better & wouldn't be a waste of money, but to no hope. It's so awful that amazon shouldn't even sell it-it might taint the other movies.

Well, maybe not Mars, but some sort of mutant/alien/supernatural creature/force/entity needs women. For what, we don't know, nor do we ever learn. Nor do we (somewhat surprisingly) get the expected exploding alien-baby from the body (a la Alien, Humanoids from the Deep, and a dozen others you could probably rattle off if you thought about it).

There's really not much to this film. It doesn't even have a lot of camp value. There is some, though: The breeders only take virgins and somehow in the midst of the metropolis (New York), all the female actors, from the teen dancer/ingenue to the 30-something doctor to the 60+ bag lady are all virgins.

But ultimately there's not much =there= there. The 1980 "Humanoids From The Deep" has a similar plot and a lot more camp value (and Doug McClure) if you're looking for something like this.

Get your head chopped off before watching this movie. It will help.

I have always been a cheezy movie fan, and even I couldn't sit though this painful attempt at a movie. I rented it by accident, and had watched it w/ the hopes that it would get better & wouldn't be a waste of money, but to no hope. It's so awful that amazon shouldn't even sell it-it might taint the other movies.

Well, maybe not Mars, but some sort of mutant/alien/supernatural creature/force/entity needs women. For what, we don't know, nor do we ever learn. Nor do we (somewhat surprisingly) get the expected exploding alien-baby from the body (a la Alien, Humanoids from the Deep, and a dozen others you could probably rattle off if you thought about it).

There's really not much to this film. It doesn't even have a lot of camp value. There is some, though: The breeders only take virgins and somehow in the midst of the metropolis (New York), all the female actors, from the teen dancer/ingenue to the 30-something doctor to the 60+ bag lady are all virgins.

But ultimately there's not much =there= there. The 1980 "Humanoids From The Deep" has a similar plot and a lot more camp value (and Doug McClure) if you're looking for something like this.

Get your head chopped off before watching this movie. It will help.

I have always been a cheezy movie fan, and even I couldn't sit though this painful attempt at a movie. I rented it by accident, and had watched it w/ the hopes that it would get better & wouldn't be a waste of money, but to no hope. It's so awful that amazon shouldn't even sell it-it might taint the other movies.

Well, maybe not Mars, but some sort of mutant/alien/supernatural creature/force/entity needs women. For what, we don't know, nor do we ever learn. Nor do we (somewhat surprisingly) get the expected exploding alien-baby from the body (a la Alien, Humanoids from the Deep, and a dozen others you could probably rattle off if you thought about it).

There's really not much to this film. It doesn't even have a lot of camp value. There is some, though: The breeders only take virgins and somehow in the midst of the metropolis (New York), all the female actors, from the teen dancer/ingenue to the 30-something doctor to the 60+ bag lady are all virgins.

But ultimately there's not much =there= there. The 1980 "Humanoids From The Deep" has a similar plot and a lot more camp value (and Doug McClure) if you're looking for something like this.

Get your head chopped off before watching this movie. It will help.

I have always been a cheezy movie fan, and even I couldn't sit though this painful attempt at a movie. I rented it by accident, and had watched it w/ the hopes that it would get better & wouldn't be a waste of money, but to no hope. It's so awful that amazon shouldn't even sell it-it might taint the other movies.

Well, maybe not Mars, but some sort of mutant/alien/supernatural creature/force/entity needs women. For what, we don't know, nor do we ever learn. Nor do we (somewhat surprisingly) get the expected exploding alien-baby from the body (a la Alien, Humanoids from the Deep, and a dozen others you could probably rattle off if you thought about it).

There's really not much to this film. It doesn't even have a lot of camp value. There is some, though: The breeders only take virgins and somehow in the midst of the metropolis (New York), all the female actors, from the teen dancer/ingenue to the 30-something doctor to the 60+ bag lady are all virgins.

But ultimately there's not much =there= there. The 1980 "Humanoids From The Deep" has a similar plot and a lot more camp value (and Doug McClure) if you're looking for something like this.

This animated version of Alexandre Dumas' classic novel was disappointing for several reasons. 1) the complex plot doesn't lend itself to a short animation and as a result the simplified story line offered in the tape is incoherent. Why was Cornelius imprisoned? Was his godfather a good character or an evil one? 2)The graphics are primitive and VERY scary. The eight year old girl who viewed it to the end (she always does, no matter what!) was often distracted and her five year old brother was bored and left the room before the scary parts forced us to turn off the tape. 3)The attempts to make the story appealing to young children by adding animal characters further confuse the plot and make the story untecognizable to anyone who, like me, has read and enjoyed the book. END