Swoosie-Kurtz Movie Reviews


The Positively Wonderful Holly Hunter!
Too Good To Be True!
Almost too convincing

The Positively Wonderful Holly Hunter!
Too Good To Be True!
Almost too convincing

Great!
Loved it...Very Powerful!

A Magical Adventure

Captivating and heartbreakingI love this movie because it makes me FEEL and it makes me THINK.. Goodness, how it frustrates me, but it does capture me. It is a really compelling film.
I am someone who watches movies for the characters more than the story-- I like to see them, and empathize with them. If you understand what I mean by that, then you'd probably like this film, because it is driven completely by the characters. Who they are and what they do determines what happens, and you cannot help but get pulled in. GREAT GREAT performances by John Malkovich and Glenn Close, as the scheming and manipulative former lovers, and by Michelle Pfeiffer, as the innocent woman they set out to corrupt..
The Game as You have never seen it....The first thing that strikes you is how well the film is lit and shot. The period locations and costumes are visually sumptuous and perfect. Better yet, the acting entirely matches the skill of the direction that takes its method from the theatre - emotions are conveyed by expression and not dialogue. Glenn Close gives her best performance on celluloid as the scheming Madame de Merteuil, amorally hellbent on bending everyone to her will, no matter the method or the cost, and John Malkovitch is her perfect foil as the cynical hedonistic but world-weary Valmont. Michelle Pfeiffer engages our empathy as the tortured and manipulated target of Malkovitch's desire and Close's plotting.
The film is basically a morality tale, but one that fascinates in its exposure of ego, vanity, intrigue and the war between the genders, subjects that are timeless in their relevance, despite the period setting. The storyline, which sticks faithfully to the original novel, remains compelling throughout as we watch deceits within deceits take their tragic course. Whole-heartedly recommended - take your time over it, and enjoy.
Wicked and sexyYowie, don't miss it. But you've gotta be in the right mood, and you've gotta have the right person to watch it with.


Kindred Spirits?
Wicked and sexyYowie, don't miss it. But you've gotta be in the right mood, and you've gotta have the right person to watch it with.
There is not a finer play adaptation on film

Kindred Spirits?
Wicked and sexyYowie, don't miss it. But you've gotta be in the right mood, and you've gotta have the right person to watch it with.
There is not a finer play adaptation on film

Top 5 Jim Carry Movie!
A Lawyer who tells the Truth?But that's the theme of the movie. Jim Carry plays the part of Fletcher Reede, a young, promising (and very unscrupulous) lawyer who always manages to win his cases. But there is a darker side to his life. His wife has divorced him because of several affairs, and his son (who he dearly loves) has been neglected for his professional career. Clearly, Mr. Reede is a man who never settled down to the more serious business of life and responsibility.
However, Reede's day of come-upance has arrived. Forgotten about one too many times, his son makes a birthday wish that his dad would have to tell the truth for 24 hours. An outside wind blows the cake candles out and the stage is set.
Mr. Reede intends to go about his daily, lie-ridden life (his natural style) but is flabergasted to suddenly find that whatever he tries to say, the truth always comes out - and with hilarious results ("I can't believe I said that"). Jim Carrey has the gift of gab, and God, does it come out in this film. Either he is very adept at learning complex lines or he is a natural comedian to whom words flow like water.
There are sight-gags in the film, but these are really secondary to the dialog -- which is priceless.
Unlike "The Mask", this film has a more serious side in the pathos of a neglected family and a wrecked personal life. Still, the movie is light-hearted and fun to watch. Jim Carrey does it once again.
~P~
Laughed 'til I cried!Carrey plays a lawyer who defends the lowest of low characters. His life is practically run by his boss, "the woman from Hell", played by Amanda Donahoe.
On the night of his son's birthday party, he is supposed to be at his ex-wife's house celebrating the little boy's birthday. Instead, he is in the sack with Amanda. His little boy makes his wish, and just after the two grown-ups have done their thing, and Amanda asks Jim how he's doing, Jim Carrey tells her, "I've had better." I thought I'd die laughing. The truth is supposed to set you free, but it got Carrey into a whole lot of hot water. Boiling hot water!
He goes about the 24 hours not being able to tell a lie. His entire office co-workers are told off about their appearance and what they should do about it. Even after he leaves work, and is pulled over by a policeman, the policeman asks him if he knew what he'd been doing. Carrey goes into this long description of all the bad things he'd done, like "...running a red light, and speeeeeding!"
In the courtroom he knows he's supposed to lie so that a client can get full custody of her kids plus millions of dollars. But the poor man just can't lie. He requests a bathroom break, and when he's in the bathroom, he begins to beat himself up, knocking his head on the wall, pulling the toilet seat down on his head, just literally bruising himself black and blue.
A man walks into the bathroom and asks him what he's doing. He turns around and with a disgusted look on his face says, "I'm kicking my ... Do you mind?"
I didn't think Carrey could get funnier than he was in The Mask, but I dreamed this movie and laughed all night long. My husband said I kept him awake, and why couldn't I sleep without dreaming.
If you don't watch another movie this year, you should at least be sure to watch Liar, Liar, especially if you are in need of a gut-splitting laugh.


Top 5 Jim Carry Movie!
A Lawyer who tells the Truth?But that's the theme of the movie. Jim Carry plays the part of Fletcher Reede, a young, promising (and very unscrupulous) lawyer who always manages to win his cases. But there is a darker side to his life. His wife has divorced him because of several affairs, and his son (who he dearly loves) has been neglected for his professional career. Clearly, Mr. Reede is a man who never settled down to the more serious business of life and responsibility.
However, Reede's day of come-upance has arrived. Forgotten about one too many times, his son makes a birthday wish that his dad would have to tell the truth for 24 hours. An outside wind blows the cake candles out and the stage is set.
Mr. Reede intends to go about his daily, lie-ridden life (his natural style) but is flabergasted to suddenly find that whatever he tries to say, the truth always comes out - and with hilarious results ("I can't believe I said that"). Jim Carrey has the gift of gab, and God, does it come out in this film. Either he is very adept at learning complex lines or he is a natural comedian to whom words flow like water.
There are sight-gags in the film, but these are really secondary to the dialog -- which is priceless.
Unlike "The Mask", this film has a more serious side in the pathos of a neglected family and a wrecked personal life. Still, the movie is light-hearted and fun to watch. Jim Carrey does it once again.
~P~
Laughed 'til I cried!Carrey plays a lawyer who defends the lowest of low characters. His life is practically run by his boss, "the woman from Hell", played by Amanda Donahoe.
On the night of his son's birthday party, he is supposed to be at his ex-wife's house celebrating the little boy's birthday. Instead, he is in the sack with Amanda. His little boy makes his wish, and just after the two grown-ups have done their thing, and Amanda asks Jim how he's doing, Jim Carrey tells her, "I've had better." I thought I'd die laughing. The truth is supposed to set you free, but it got Carrey into a whole lot of hot water. Boiling hot water!
He goes about the 24 hours not being able to tell a lie. His entire office co-workers are told off about their appearance and what they should do about it. Even after he leaves work, and is pulled over by a policeman, the policeman asks him if he knew what he'd been doing. Carrey goes into this long description of all the bad things he'd done, like "...running a red light, and speeeeeding!"
In the courtroom he knows he's supposed to lie so that a client can get full custody of her kids plus millions of dollars. But the poor man just can't lie. He requests a bathroom break, and when he's in the bathroom, he begins to beat himself up, knocking his head on the wall, pulling the toilet seat down on his head, just literally bruising himself black and blue.
A man walks into the bathroom and asks him what he's doing. He turns around and with a disgusted look on his face says, "I'm kicking my ... Do you mind?"
I didn't think Carrey could get funnier than he was in The Mask, but I dreamed this movie and laughed all night long. My husband said I kept him awake, and why couldn't I sleep without dreaming.
If you don't watch another movie this year, you should at least be sure to watch Liar, Liar, especially if you are in need of a gut-splitting laugh.


Top 5 Jim Carry Movie!
A Lawyer who tells the Truth?But that's the theme of the movie. Jim Carry plays the part of Fletcher Reede, a young, promising (and very unscrupulous) lawyer who always manages to win his cases. But there is a darker side to his life. His wife has divorced him because of several affairs, and his son (who he dearly loves) has been neglected for his professional career. Clearly, Mr. Reede is a man who never settled down to the more serious business of life and responsibility.
However, Reede's day of come-upance has arrived. Forgotten about one too many times, his son makes a birthday wish that his dad would have to tell the truth for 24 hours. An outside wind blows the cake candles out and the stage is set.
Mr. Reede intends to go about his daily, lie-ridden life (his natural style) but is flabergasted to suddenly find that whatever he tries to say, the truth always comes out - and with hilarious results ("I can't believe I said that"). Jim Carrey has the gift of gab, and God, does it come out in this film. Either he is very adept at learning complex lines or he is a natural comedian to whom words flow like water.
There are sight-gags in the film, but these are really secondary to the dialog -- which is priceless.
Unlike "The Mask", this film has a more serious side in the pathos of a neglected family and a wrecked personal life. Still, the movie is light-hearted and fun to watch. Jim Carrey does it once again.
~P~
Laughed 'til I cried!Carrey plays a lawyer who defends the lowest of low characters. His life is practically run by his boss, "the woman from Hell", played by Amanda Donahoe.
On the night of his son's birthday party, he is supposed to be at his ex-wife's house celebrating the little boy's birthday. Instead, he is in the sack with Amanda. His little boy makes his wish, and just after the two grown-ups have done their thing, and Amanda asks Jim how he's doing, Jim Carrey tells her, "I've had better." I thought I'd die laughing. The truth is supposed to set you free, but it got Carrey into a whole lot of hot water. Boiling hot water!
He goes about the 24 hours not being able to tell a lie. His entire office co-workers are told off about their appearance and what they should do about it. Even after he leaves work, and is pulled over by a policeman, the policeman asks him if he knew what he'd been doing. Carrey goes into this long description of all the bad things he'd done, like "...running a red light, and speeeeeding!"
In the courtroom he knows he's supposed to lie so that a client can get full custody of her kids plus millions of dollars. But the poor man just can't lie. He requests a bathroom break, and when he's in the bathroom, he begins to beat himself up, knocking his head on the wall, pulling the toilet seat down on his head, just literally bruising himself black and blue.
A man walks into the bathroom and asks him what he's doing. He turns around and with a disgusted look on his face says, "I'm kicking my ... Do you mind?"
I didn't think Carrey could get funnier than he was in The Mask, but I dreamed this movie and laughed all night long. My husband said I kept him awake, and why couldn't I sleep without dreaming.
If you don't watch another movie this year, you should at least be sure to watch Liar, Liar, especially if you are in need of a gut-splitting laugh.